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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2015 5:34:41 am PDT #25241 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I guess the actual answer is "you never know."


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2015 5:39:44 am PDT #25242 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love my brother enough to iron my clothes for his graduation. I seriously can't remember the last time I ironed anything.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 26, 2015 5:46:26 am PDT #25243 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This is why I buy all my shirts in rayon. In the dryer for 15 minutes = ironing.


aurelia - Apr 26, 2015 6:16:41 am PDT #25244 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Watching the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Not sure why.

Because LUTHER. Holy shit, that was the best.

That was exactly my response. That and wondering if that means I am one degree of separation from Obama or two.


-t - Apr 26, 2015 6:26:43 am PDT #25245 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dang it, I was going to do some work but I can't connect. Can't tell if the problem is mine or theirs. Oh well, maybe I will try to go in early tomorrow.


Connie Neil - Apr 26, 2015 7:26:14 am PDT #25246 of 30000
brillig

There are government offices open on Sundays? Such a world.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2015 7:48:20 am PDT #25247 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I'm not going to the RMV today! Either Tuesday or Wednesday, I guess -- I am on vacation!!


-t - Apr 26, 2015 8:07:25 am PDT #25248 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Vacation! Hooray!

I just watched the Luther portion of the correspondent's dinner. Perfection.


sarameg - Apr 26, 2015 8:07:30 am PDT #25249 of 30000

Any thoughts of going anywhere nixed by the fact Freddie Gray's wake up the road from me. Traffic gets nutty for routine funerals, this one? Yeah.


meara - Apr 26, 2015 8:14:48 am PDT #25250 of 30000

Yay vacation, Jesse!

I ran the Doughnut Run this morning, and got a new personal record! Only by about 10 seconds, but still. I felt like I ran a lot more of it than usual, it was just that I was running slower? And the doughnut at the end tasted SO GOOD.

But now I have to fight inertia to go get anything done. I have another load of stuff to bring to Goodwill, and need an oil change. And a pedicure.