No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 23, 2015 7:58:05 am PDT #25092 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Not on Michael Bay's watch!


sarameg - Apr 23, 2015 7:58:24 am PDT #25093 of 30000

TRANSFORMERS CONSENSE!


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2015 8:00:57 am PDT #25094 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If only the Transformers could settle their disputes in Quaker meetings, rather than by punching things...

I've never seen a Transformers movies, but I wouldn't trust a Decepticon. They have "deception" in their name!

'Decepticon' is a crappy name. That's like naming a political party "The 'We're Lying To You' Party."


-t - Apr 23, 2015 8:02:46 am PDT #25095 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"We know him as Megatron the consensus builder"

Gah, sinus headache. I am trying not to take a sick day today because there's a health fair this afternoon. I think that counts as irony.


-t - Apr 23, 2015 8:03:27 am PDT #25096 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

They are ALL robots in disguise, tommyrot. What are they hiding?


Jesse - Apr 23, 2015 9:55:24 am PDT #25097 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, this article gave me allergies! [link]

In related news, I am still procrastinating SO BAD. I'm doing like 10 minutes on, 20 minutes off of work.


-t - Apr 23, 2015 9:59:31 am PDT #25098 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's so sweet!


meara - Apr 23, 2015 10:15:56 am PDT #25099 of 30000

I am madly procrastinating, in a useless way--I'm annoyed I got home so late last night (almost 1AM) and then got woken up repeatedly this morning by trash trucks (it's trash day...and recycling day...and I think a third truck came through for my neighbors' dumpster or something? LOUD). So i got up late, was on a conference call from 10-11 and since have done...nothing. If I really wanted, I could do the two or three urgent things in probably 2 hours, and then tell work to fuckoff, but instead I will sit around procrastinating. Brilliant, self.


Jesse - Apr 23, 2015 10:18:11 am PDT #25100 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

C'mon, meara -- let's DO THIS. Real quick, work hard for the next 42 minutes.


Jesse - Apr 23, 2015 10:48:29 am PDT #25101 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, so that was more like 30 minutes, but still better than before...