I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Apr 14, 2015 6:55:50 am PDT #24433 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ION, I had a sexy RDJ dream last night.

It was awesome!


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2015 7:08:27 am PDT #24434 of 30000
brillig

I had a sexy RDJ dream last night

Mmmmm.


-t - Apr 14, 2015 7:26:12 am PDT #24435 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think if you aren't used to trail running, are you really going to want to run a 5K through unfamiliar woods?

I have only ever done 5Ks on unfamiliar trails, so I don't know. But I understand not everyone prefers trail running like I do, so it is probably a concern to at least some.

Careful with those capes! This is the one with capes, yes?


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2015 7:28:39 am PDT #24436 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was poking around craigslist's "creative gigs" section and found this:

Looking for Promo/Street Team Girls for a Musician (Chicago)

Looking for promo girls and street team girls. Between the ages of 18-35. Preferably over 21. Looking for girls to accompany musician to events, shows, and other outings. Must be willing and able to party/socialize with fans. Please contact through email. This is a paid gig.

Is this guy (sounds like a guy) looking to hire an entourage of women to follow him around? Is this common?


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2015 7:29:41 am PDT #24437 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Careful with those capes! This is the one with capes, yes?

This is the one with the capes!


Jesse - Apr 14, 2015 7:31:38 am PDT #24438 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, one of the assistants here is such a bad assistant! He's setting up a call, and gives the main person's cell phone number for the outside person to call. I asked if main person was going to be out of the office, and he is not. So I suggest he give the number for the speaker phone in his office. The assistant says, "I have no idea what that number is." OK, can you find out? "I mean, I would have to find it physically on the phone...?" Right. Our office is not that big. So he just added a conference line to the meeting. It is a two-party call! ISTG.


SuziQ - Apr 14, 2015 8:20:44 am PDT #24439 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

That is crazy, Jesse.

Just got a call from my loan officer about the verification of rent statement they just got back. It says I've lived here for a year (I've been in this apartment a year but in the community for 7 - so ok, no big) and that I've had 15 late payments.

Twelve months. Fifteen late payments. How does that work and why didn't the person filling out the form not go - huh, that looks odd. I've had 1, count them 1, late payment in the last year and it was cause I paid after hours on the due date. My bad...but seriously. ONCE.

I talked to the only seemingly sane person in the rental office, am having the form re-faxed to him to complete and send back. OY.


Dana - Apr 14, 2015 8:28:24 am PDT #24440 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My early conference call is for global reasons, but I remain unconvinced that I need to be on the call. Plus, Tuesdays are rehearsal days, which makes for a long day and a grumpy me.


Zenkitty - Apr 14, 2015 8:33:44 am PDT #24441 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

On our last show we had an LD who insisted that his tech table be covered with duvetyne. I kept slipping paper clips under the fabric to see if he'd notice, but I guess he's not a real princess.

I don't know what duvetyne is, but I laughed out loud at this.

but no, my brain decided that half an hour before my normal wake-up time was when we were going to be up, by god.

Opposite! I slept until 11 this morning. ELEVEN. Didn't even hear the alarm. I woke up and thought it was about 7am; it was cloudy and raining, so the lack of light fooled me. I can't sleep all morning on a weekday, brain, no matter how late we were up the night before.


Toddson - Apr 14, 2015 8:53:57 am PDT #24442 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Duvetyne - what they make duvets from?