Southern Headline of the Day: "Georgia man kills armadillo, but ricochet gunshot hits mother-in-law"
I think we have the second verse of The Perfect Country Song!
We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
Wash ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Apr 14, 2015 5:17:28 am PDT #24417 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
-t - Apr 14, 2015 5:28:13 am PDT #24418 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Today, we're making -t's 1/3 caffeinated coffee with 2T of grounds instead of 3. Let's see if she notices.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2015 5:31:16 am PDT #24419 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I woke up tired, which is not a good thing, given the amount of work that is waiting for me. Moar coffee is needed.
I'm annoyed because I could have slept an extra hour or so this morning (I turned in all my articles yesterday, so I have no pressing deadlines, though I still have stuff to do), but no, my brain decided that half an hour before my normal wake-up time was when we were going to be up, by god.
Stupid brain.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2015 5:32:42 am PDT #24420 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I hear that. Not this morning, but many recent mornings.
-t - Apr 14, 2015 5:33:42 am PDT #24421 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
You'd think our brains would be on our side more often.
Coffee is on the weak side, but fine. Fortunately, someone left some surplus donuts on the counter, one of them will complement this cup nicely.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2015 5:40:59 am PDT #24422 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I just got an email from some online retailer wanting me to buy pajamas, saying that Thursday is Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day.
I got news for them: I'm a freelancer. Every day is Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day.
Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2015 5:42:18 am PDT #24423 of 30000
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Southern Headline of the Day: "Georgia man kills armadillo, but ricochet gunshot hits mother-in-law"
I wonder if that would work as a court defense. "I swear to god, Your Honor, I did not mean to shoot my mother-in-law, I was fixin' to shoot that armadillo! And no, I wasn't trying for a bank shot, neither!"
shrift - Apr 14, 2015 6:02:16 am PDT #24424 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I woke up tired, which is not a good thing, given the amount of work that is waiting for me.
Oh, god, yes. I had to drag myself out of bed this morning to make into the office at a reasonable time, and I should not be this tired considering how little I did yesterday. A sign that taking a sick day was the correct move.
I got a request this morning to have a chat about another Dublin position that I applied for, so that'll be happening tomorrow.
billytea - Apr 14, 2015 6:07:51 am PDT #24425 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I have booked Ryan's 6th birthday party. It is at a venue that goes by the name of INFLATABLE WORLD. And it is bouncy and awesome.
shrift - Apr 14, 2015 6:08:12 am PDT #24426 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
And I already have people stalking me about stuff I didn't respond to yesterday. Oh, it's going to be a great day. For sure.