Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2015 9:01:37 am PDT #23580 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

that's when all my authors start doing the most contrary and annoying things?

Our authors have to fill out a form -- just a list of ticky boxes, actually -- indicating what roles they played in the authorship (statistics, wrote paper, revised paper, obtained funding, etc.), as well as a place to let us know their conflicts of interest.

Once a week I have a paper with 8-10 authors, 3 of which just went down the list of ticky boxes and checked them all, so that's what gets listed in the manuscript. Then they review the manuscript and lose their tiny little minds that we said Dr. Jackass was responsible for statistics and YOU MUST REMOVE HIS NAME NOW. Our standard reply is "Dr. Jackass checked that box on the authorship form, which we will send back to you so that he may revise it to indicate his correct contribution to the paper." Which really means "Fuck you and your slack-ass non-list-reading co-author."


Kate P. - Apr 03, 2015 9:01:49 am PDT #23581 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Happy Scola Day!

Yay brenda!

So I just have to brag on my school for a minute. I just came from a meeting with about 10 teachers & administrators in our middle school, where we talked about what we can do to better support our GLBTQ students, faculty, and families. We discussed not only curriculum and class environment but also the idea of starting a GSA (possibly to go by another name/acronym, so as to be more inclusive) for faculty and community members. It's times like this that I really love where I work.


Consuela - Apr 03, 2015 9:08:51 am PDT #23582 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

brenda, that is awesome! Brava!

My hands are freezing. Maybe I'll take this report I'm reviewing outside...


Gris - Apr 03, 2015 9:17:21 am PDT #23583 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Kate, it is times like this that I am jealous of where you work. Single gender changes the equation a bit, of course, and we do have a minimal GSA, but sadly and mainly our culture just isn't there.


Burrell - Apr 03, 2015 9:18:35 am PDT #23584 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Tom!


meara - Apr 03, 2015 9:19:07 am PDT #23585 of 30000

That's awesome Kate!

My Tivo restarted and then was just showing static...and then suddenly worked. So now I think it's probably dying, but not dead yet. Ack.


-t - Apr 03, 2015 9:26:24 am PDT #23586 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Watch recorded TV like the wind, meara!


Atropa - Apr 03, 2015 9:42:00 am PDT #23587 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy Day of the Scola!
(Doesn't that sound like a sci-fi- horror B-movie?)

Does this mean Scola takes over the world, with the help of the galactic council? I AM ALL FOR THAT.

Happy birthday, Scola!

Whoo, brenda! You are a rockstar.


Anne W. - Apr 03, 2015 9:42:33 am PDT #23588 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Congrats, brenda! That is awesome!


Tom Scola - Apr 03, 2015 9:50:26 am PDT #23589 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Does this mean Scola takes over the world, with the help of the galactic council? I AM ALL FOR THAT.

As Supreme Dictator of Earth, my first declaration is: More vacation days for Scola!