This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Jul 18, 2014 6:29:27 pm PDT #2287 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Every single food troll should have someone say "It's all she wanted(pause) after the chemo.

I don't mention often enough how hard you rock.


erikaj - Jul 18, 2014 6:37:32 pm PDT #2288 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Tep. Actually, I'm just unlucky enough that I try to keep my judgey thoughts to myself--if I went all Food Nazi, I guarantee you that I'd meet the one person in America allergic to everything but corn chips. And she'd sit right next to me, too.


Kat - Jul 18, 2014 6:42:10 pm PDT #2289 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

People love what they love. I think deep-fried twinkies are delicious, but certainly not a daily food for me. But, people love what they love. If you are moved by roasted broccoli (blech!) and salmon, more power to you. I'll happily sit here with my mac and cheese.


JZ - Jul 18, 2014 7:38:11 pm PDT #2290 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Phooey. Now I want mac and cheese, which I really don't need at 9:30.

Had an astonishingly good evening -- took Matilda and her friend N. to see juliana in a free hour-long (and, compressed, even more emotionally intense) production of Julius Caesar in the AIDS memorial redwood grove in GGP. It was Matilda's first non-school-or-puppet-show play and N.'s first Shakespeare (though she has read a fair amount of it for a 7-year-old). They both loved it and were agog at it, and ran/bounced/jumped the entire half-mile home (they'd brought Harry Potter wands and were pretending to be Ginny, Hermione and sometimes Luna with Voldemort "on our heels").

We came home and they tried on a bunch of dresses for the Hogwarts Yule Ball, then went outside to see our flickering dragonfly lights, and now they're wearing small ballgowns, drinking cocoa and watching Ruby Gloom. It may be an impossibly late night before it's over, but at the moment it's quite lovely.


meara - Jul 18, 2014 9:28:23 pm PDT #2291 of 30000

I also defrosted his refrigerator, scrubbed his kitchen (including the floor), changed his sheets, and reorganized his investment portfolio. Oy.

Damn, that is some serious TCB!

I had drinks with my coworker (who is dealing with some ridiculous work BS) on the patio for a couple hours, then met up with this woman for a date. She's been flirting with me for about two years on and off (when we would randomly see each other). But I wasn't sure if we'd have anything to talk about or if we are both just big flirts. I ended up basically turning her down at the end of the evening, which she seemed to think was because she used to be a big player, and was all "this is my own fault/karma/I'm not like that any more" whereas my mind was more "you are 50 years old and don't believe in marriage or kids..."


sarameg - Jul 19, 2014 4:46:07 am PDT #2292 of 30000

So flipping muggy this morning. Not hot, but I'm a sweaty mess (sorry lisah!) after my walk to market.

Mysterious 'ready for Hillary' lanyard appeared on neighbors deck yesterday afternoon. She assumed it was mine, put it on my rail, I assumed it was hers when my cats started playing with it & hung it on her door. Don't know whether it was kids or birds. It's brand new, even.


Jesse - Jul 19, 2014 4:58:30 am PDT #2293 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Gardening question! I have a pot with two plants in it, one flowers (but no flowers on it -- sad) and one pepper. The flower plant is, I think, growing too big and crowding out the pepper plant. Can I just dump it all out and put the flower plant somewhere else, or will that hurt them?


§ ita § - Jul 19, 2014 6:27:27 am PDT #2294 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've started watching the show "Leftovers", whose premise is that 2% of the population goes missing across the board.

2% is a really small percentage, although a pretty big number. Aside from the freakout caused by any mass disappearance, I can't help wonder what that would do to the infrastructure. Pretty little, huh? It would be about the personal losses sustained and the coping reaction and lacks thereof.

I am missing multiple art books. Perhaps that's why I can't draw anymore.


-t - Jul 19, 2014 7:59:55 am PDT #2295 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think I saw a snippet of an interview with Lindelof or someone talking about the 2% number, though I didn't watch the whole interview so I don't know what he said exactly. One of those HBO interstitials I think.

Protip: leaving the successfully frozen popsicles out on the kitchen counter for a few hours renders them a lot less successful. Sigh. At least it's not super hot today so I am not lamenting my lack of popsicles as much as I might.

I don't know for sure, Jesse, but I think your plan is probably okay.


DebetEsse - Jul 19, 2014 8:34:16 am PDT #2296 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Ita, I've been watching it, and that was my thought, as well. Assuming a relatively random distribution, I don't think it would have a significant impact on the infrastructure, this far out, apart from the psycho-social fallout. It would be a mess in the short term, but, at this point?

And I suddenly realized I should take further discussion to Premium.