See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Mar 20, 2015 10:09:03 am PDT #22677 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

OK, what I should do is review my list thinking about what she will care about. And then see what I can knock off my list in the next couple of hours.

Prioritize like the wind, Jesse!


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2015 10:12:14 am PDT #22678 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Fuck, you guys.

I missed that comma and wondered what I missed.

It's all good, now.


msbelle - Mar 20, 2015 10:17:14 am PDT #22679 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

We were given the ok to leave work early, but I am listening to a girl on guy podcast so I am now here alone. I did some onerous task of finding old explanation of benefits from health insurance to back up my FSA card swipes. Such a chore.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2015 10:18:12 am PDT #22680 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not fuck you guys! Just fuck. You guys.

Also I just had my weirdest thought of the week, while in the bathroom: If I were an office cleaner, I would only ever go to the bathroom in the other gender's room. Just for fun! Because you're in there alone, cleaning!


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2015 10:20:15 am PDT #22681 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Not fuck you guys! Just fuck. You guys.

Ha! No, I got it. I just missed the comma the first time around.


Burrell - Mar 20, 2015 10:27:14 am PDT #22682 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've used hamster bedding in small muslin drawstring bags--and added in dried roses and lavender because more girly--for my lingerie drawers. And I tuck the bags among my mohair stuffed animals and hand-quilted coverlets, and hand-embroidered linen and cotton dresser scarves and tea towels.

This is a great idea, thanks Beverly. I have some of those cedar blocks but this sounds much more effective to me, plus replenishable.

Not fuck you guys! Just fuck. You guys.

Like Steph I misread at first, but then thought, "that doesn't sound like Jesse, except the 'fuck' part."


Zenkitty - Mar 20, 2015 10:28:36 am PDT #22683 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

hamster bedding in small muslin drawstring bags

That's brilliant.


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2015 10:31:10 am PDT #22684 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We had food moths (not the same as clothes moths) in our pantry, and Tim put hamster bedding in an old pantyhose leg and tacked it up over the doorway inside the pantry. No more moths.

I'm less concerned about flappy moths than I am about the larvae. I mean, just typing the word "larvae" makes me want to burn the house down.


sarameg - Mar 20, 2015 11:01:43 am PDT #22685 of 30000

Anyone sending me queries at 3:45 on a Friday when I was working since 7:30 and did a couple hrs work last night should not expect me to get right on it.


Strix - Mar 20, 2015 11:01:54 am PDT #22686 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OK, heading out to lawyer meeting. Wish us legal-ma!

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