I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Mar 19, 2015 3:15:53 pm PDT #22612 of 30000
brillig

Does anyone here do tai chi? I've played with it in the past, and it looks like an interesting adjunct to yoga.


amych - Mar 19, 2015 3:20:53 pm PDT #22613 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

May I request interview~ma at 9 ET tomorrow?


msbelle - Mar 19, 2015 3:35:25 pm PDT #22614 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

cluster is totally a thing.


amyth - Mar 19, 2015 3:36:37 pm PDT #22615 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Interview ~ma, amych! (I'll keep it going through tomorrow a.m.)


billytea - Mar 19, 2015 3:38:40 pm PDT #22616 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

cluster is totally a thing.

Technically it is a group of things.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2015 3:46:49 pm PDT #22617 of 30000

Three more red dots just got added to the project. I think we're all officially hysterical.

Fastest swim in months, shocker not. Stress or anger pretty good for that.


sarameg - Mar 19, 2015 4:17:11 pm PDT #22618 of 30000

And, shit. I think the unnamed "someone close to" my stylist lost? Was her long term boyfriend. Shitshitshitfuck. They were only living separate because they each have joint custody of respective kids and felt it was still too disruptive for the kids to change housing situations at this point, but were basically merged family. Their kids were calling each other sister and brother (both only kids from prior marriages.)

I've only got cracker crumbs, I really hope I'm wrong.


DebetEsse - Mar 19, 2015 4:18:54 pm PDT #22619 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I hope you are. That would be awful for everyone. Not that there's a good person to lose, but there are bad and worse.


Tom Scola - Mar 19, 2015 4:22:05 pm PDT #22620 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Harvard?


Jesse - Mar 19, 2015 4:27:42 pm PDT #22621 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They didn't win, did they? That would totally bust my bracket! (I mean, possibly. My bracket that I spent approx. 5 minutes on, including all the time I spent watching college basketball...)

That would be really sad, Sara.