Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Mar 11, 2015 7:07:29 am PDT #21931 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Daily Community update:

This morning's getting-ready-for-school episode was the Troy and Abed bodyswitch in Season 4. After they stared at each other, stared at themselves, pulled their waistbands out to check out their new equipment, and then looked back up with nods and "Pretty good... all righty, then!" expressions, Matilda said, surprised, "So they never saw each other's belly buttons before?"


WindSparrow - Mar 11, 2015 7:07:40 am PDT #21932 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy b-day, tommyrot!

There was other stuff, can't brane, sleep will eat me.


-t - Mar 11, 2015 7:10:38 am PDT #21933 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, Dana!


Jesse - Mar 11, 2015 7:15:40 am PDT #21934 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow, Dana -- that sounds amazing!

Almost as amazing (?) is how hot it is here! Why did I wear a coat?? Maybe winter is really over! (Pay no attention to the snow in the forecast...)


Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2015 7:15:50 am PDT #21935 of 30000
brillig

I'm wearing drawstring linen palazzo pants, with the very wide leg. It feels like a complete surrender to middle-aged fatness, but my god, these pants are comfortable.


meara - Mar 11, 2015 7:18:48 am PDT #21936 of 30000

That's exciting, Dana!

Jesse, how hot is "hot"?

msbelle, I hope you are getting some compensation for all this nonsense--weather they won't compensate for, but mechanicals they should (even if they don't offer, if you write to them to complain they often will)


Jesse - Mar 11, 2015 7:25:38 am PDT #21937 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, how hot is "hot"?

50!


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2015 7:29:34 am PDT #21938 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, baby!


Toddson - Mar 11, 2015 7:31:40 am PDT #21939 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Last Wednesday (I think), after a long spell of cold including going below 0 (yes, zero), the weather report started off with, "it's warm ... 38".


-t - Mar 11, 2015 7:38:45 am PDT #21940 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, I added a percentage difference calculation to a report I maintain, and one of my co-workers was confused about it. I got her straightened out enough, I think but at one point she was saying "foo is 40% above blah" and I corrected her with "blah is 40% below foo" (because it's a percentage of foo) and she said "I think we are saying the same thing". I do not have time to teach you that today, co-worker, I'm sorry!

The weather where we are going is supposed to be highs in the forties lows in the thirties so I am loaded up with fleeces and whatnot. Because that is cold. t /spoiled Californian