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tommyrot - Mar 11, 2015 5:40:05 am PDT #21915 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Having spent an hour in the subway tunnel last night, I'm inclined to believe that reality is slowly unraveling around us.

Crap. I had assumed that gypsy woman was just using a figure of expression when she told me, "On your fiftieth birthday, reality will slowly unravel."

I mean, if I had believed her I could have done the thing with the thing which would undo the curse, but now it's too late.

Sorry, reality. My bad.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2015 5:40:22 am PDT #21916 of 30000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday, tommyrot!

Gudanov - Mar 11, 2015 5:45:31 am PDT #21917 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

Happy Birthday, tommyrot :)

Well done, Jesse.

Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2015 5:46:28 am PDT #21918 of 30000

brillig

Right, it's tommyrot's fault. It's always good to know where to point the maledictions.

Toddson - Mar 11, 2015 5:50:06 am PDT #21919 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I came across this phrase and had to share it:

weapons-grade asshattery

And, with no relation to the above, happy birthday tommyrot!

-t - Mar 11, 2015 5:50:07 am PDT #21920 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Half-century mark, tommyrot? Well done!

Too bad about the thing with the thing.

Maybe the next reality will have fewer flaws.

Sue - Mar 11, 2015 5:52:40 am PDT #21921 of 30000

hip deep in pie

Happy birthday, Tommyrot!

tommyrot - Mar 11, 2015 5:55:46 am PDT #21922 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It seems iTunes songs in iCloud are not available now for some reason.

I just want to yell to iTunes, "I'VE STILL GOT ENOUGH FIVE-STAR SONGS IN MY LOCAL LIBRARY FOR MY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

JZ - Mar 11, 2015 5:58:51 am PDT #21923 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Happy birthday, tommy!

I have long felt that reality is already broken. I don't think it started with you.

tommyrot - Mar 11, 2015 6:02:38 am PDT #21924 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have long felt that reality is already broken. I don't think it started with you.

Yeah, that's what the wizard told me when I told him what the Gypsy woman said to me.

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