I have 7dozen snickerdoodles I'm taking to work. I have a dozen I'm shipping to a coworker. Possibly through work, boss idea. I got my state tax refund today. All I got. Autocorrect hates me.
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2015 5:47:34 pm PDT #21789 of 30000
Strix - Mar 09, 2015 6:00:33 pm PDT #21790 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
SuziQ, house-ma. It's a huge PITA, buying OR selling. You have my sympathies.
Juliebird, it sucks, but it sounds like prison might be the best option for your brother. I feel so badly about your family situation.
Woowhee -- long, busy day. But productive -- I consider it a win.
Jessica - Mar 09, 2015 6:02:57 pm PDT #21791 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
He sounds like he's an ex-Microsoft person, because the amount of acronyms made up and used at random there is impossible to keep track of.
Amazon has an acronym page on the internal wiki. I've worked here less than three weeks and I've already come across one that's not listed, and NOBODY on my team knows what it stands for.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 09, 2015 6:14:56 pm PDT #21792 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
The salad was raw "massaged" kale with rhubarb
I would slap anyone who offered me "massaged" kale.
OK, no I wouldn't, but I would roll my eyes thoroughly and then write something snarky about it.
I'm having serious social hangover anxiety, wondering why I say or do anything ever, so beginning a slapping tradition is probably not good for my mental health.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION! t /Glove Slap, baby, glove slap!
meara - Mar 09, 2015 6:17:32 pm PDT #21793 of 30000
so beginning a slapping tradition is probably not good for my mental health.
Perhaps you need a Slap Bet? :)
P.M. Marc - Mar 09, 2015 6:17:47 pm PDT #21794 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Massaged kale actually changes the texture and taste of raw kale and makes it edible.
msbelle - Mar 09, 2015 6:20:10 pm PDT #21795 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
found a local non-chain grill place, nicer than just burger, not so nice that mac was turned off. I had a giant salad, plus the side salad that came with mac's dinner and then a dessert. It was too much. I am too uncomfortable to sleep even after a shower. food needs to digest faster.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2015 6:29:05 pm PDT #21796 of 30000
I feel you, msbelle. I eat so much greens that when I go awol, it's icky.
Kat - Mar 09, 2015 6:35:32 pm PDT #21797 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Massaged kale actually changes the texture and taste of raw kale and makes it edible.
Yep. We massage kale, or at least serve it with a warm vinaigrette to soften the leaves.
brenda m - Mar 09, 2015 6:36:32 pm PDT #21798 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
would slap anyone who offered me "massaged" kale.
It's an actual thing that breaks down some of the fibers and stuff. But it does sound ridiculous.