Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dcp - Mar 03, 2015 5:19:57 pm PST #21187 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

I highly recommend Yaktrax for walking in icy conditions. They are part of my regular winter kit.


sarameg - Mar 03, 2015 5:24:25 pm PST #21188 of 30000

I keep meaning to get them. And then I forget.


P.M. Marc - Mar 03, 2015 5:33:56 pm PST #21189 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

ARGH.

First offer on the house we're trying to sell fell through, and so has the back up.

I just want someone to buy the house, and the house to be gone, and to not have to worry about it anymore. I kind of want to cry.


JZ - Mar 03, 2015 5:45:58 pm PST #21190 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, shit, Plei. This has been dragging on forever, and it looked so possible this time! I'm sorry.


P.M. Marc - Mar 03, 2015 5:54:39 pm PST #21191 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I just want it gone, and I had high hopes, even with the first offer falling through, that the back up would go through, but they backed out after the inspection, so now I'm terrified that no one will go through with buying the stupid place.


WindSparrow - Mar 03, 2015 6:04:30 pm PST #21192 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That sucks, Plei.


sarameg - Mar 03, 2015 6:23:17 pm PST #21193 of 30000

My SIL lost her (asshole to everyone not immediate family and even then, only loveslut to PJ) dog of 14 years today. First conversation I had with her was due to the puppy having parvovirus and josh being out of town. I'm sad for her and yet think it is kinda funny I managed to miss being scarred by KT until this xmas, when FINALLY the damned dog accepted me, but I startled her in the dark(she was mostly blind) and got bit.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2015 6:27:33 pm PST #21194 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Landed 15 minutes ago, but jetway is stuck. Ah, New Orleans

You're back? Yay.

I'm also very jealous Dana because someone on my FB list posted that Hansens is open now.

Was that me? Because I did!

I am constantly amazed that people go about their lives doing difficult things ALL THE TIME. Whereas I need a gold star when I fill my gas tank or remember to get milk. Or have my mom visit for a week. A WEEK.


Ginger - Mar 03, 2015 6:33:53 pm PST #21195 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If my mom visited for a week, I would need a galaxy of gold stars.


aurelia - Mar 03, 2015 6:35:22 pm PST #21196 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I have Yaktrax! I should remember to use them.

I would like to be home now but I have another hour of work. I've had so much trouble with mornings that I've been trying to go to bed earlier but now that I'm in tech again I can't. I think I need a sun lamp on a timer to help me wake up.