Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Jul 16, 2014 5:14:57 pm PDT #2095 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

or those who really really hate spiders.

Seems reasonable to me.


sarameg - Jul 16, 2014 5:27:48 pm PDT #2096 of 30000

It's a long game, I don't think it can be solved the next 5 months. But later.


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2014 5:29:42 pm PDT #2097 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister injured herself the other morning because her legally blind self though she saw a mouse in her bed and she tried to throw herself out of it--scraping shin and thigh against the riser into her bathroom.

No clear evidence of mouse, but the primate is walking with a limp, so one point to the imaginary quadripeds.

What do you do when you forget how to draw again? I should know by now, the number of times I do it...


lisah - Jul 16, 2014 5:35:14 pm PDT #2098 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

What do you do when you forget how to draw again? I should know by now, the number of times I do it...

Probably just keep drawing until you remember again?


Atropa - Jul 16, 2014 5:52:36 pm PDT #2099 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For those who really really hate spiders.

That happened across the street from a friend of mine. She texted me to tell me about it and ended the message with FIRE IS NOT ALWAYS YOUR FRIEND. DO NOT SET FIRE TO SPIDERS.


sarameg - Jul 16, 2014 5:56:58 pm PDT #2100 of 30000

I like spiders, but since I also endorse not burning down your house, spray paint dries fast, just spray paint it and run away for a bit, damnit.


shrift - Jul 16, 2014 5:58:50 pm PDT #2101 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

For those who really really hate spiders.

There was a spider-infested place where I lived in college that deserved that treatment.

I have been viciously grumpy all day, and it totally was my fault for not getting to bed earlier. I think I managed to keep a stranglehold on the urge to kill everything with fire, and actually managed to accomplish some shit today. Definitely can't do a repeat of that tomorrow, though, because I'm in meetings all the way down.


SuziQ - Jul 16, 2014 6:01:58 pm PDT #2102 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

On man do I wish I could apply a clue by 4 to all involved. With a side order of "I divorced him for a reason".

I have made my bed - I don't have to bend over at all and have to reach on my tip toes a tiny bit. Crazy!!!


sarameg - Jul 16, 2014 6:04:18 pm PDT #2103 of 30000

Shrift, trade you... Oh wait. Neither of us deserves that.


sarameg - Jul 16, 2014 7:04:24 pm PDT #2104 of 30000

Is it wrong my motivational song is Cake's Short Skirt, Long Jacket? Shoes that cut and sharp as a tack..nails that shine like justice....machete that cuts through red tape...

Yeah, I'm blasting it on my way in.