I'm pretty sure my eyes didn't grow stronger rods on the drive home from work yesterday.
Maybe you finally got your superpower!
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2015 5:31:33 am PST #20720 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
-t - Feb 27, 2015 5:38:25 am PST #20721 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Well played, Smithsonian.
shrift - Feb 27, 2015 6:11:24 am PST #20722 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have crowned myself The Crankiest. Try to take the crown or my coffee away from me and I will hiss at you like an angry cat.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 27, 2015 6:12:20 am PST #20723 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I SHALL pet you, kitty!
Calli - Feb 27, 2015 6:18:40 am PST #20724 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Pushes coffee and catnip-filled pillows through the internet toward shrift.
shrift - Feb 27, 2015 6:19:46 am PST #20725 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
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Amy - Feb 27, 2015 6:25:48 am PST #20726 of 30000
Because books.
Maybe this will make you laugh?
The Bookseller announced the shortlist for their Diagram "prize" for the year's oddest book titles. The candidates are:
Nature's Nether Regions, by Menno Schilthuizen
Advanced Pavement Research: Selected, Peer Reviewed Papers from the 3rd International Conference on Concrete Pavements
Design, Construction, and Rehabilitation, edited by Bo Tian
The Madwoman in the the Volvo: My Year of Raging Hormones, by Sandra Tsing-Loh
Where do Camels Belong?, by Ken Thompson
Divorcing a Real Witch: For Pagans and the People That Used to Love Them, by Diana Rajchel
The Ugly Wife is Treasured at Home, by Melissa Margaret Schneider
Self-published authors were included for the first time this year, represented by: Strangers Have the Best Candy, by Margaret Meps Schulte.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 27, 2015 6:27:19 am PST #20727 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Where do Camels Belong?, by Ken Thompson
Silly, they belong with Aimee!
Amy - Feb 27, 2015 6:30:48 am PST #20728 of 30000
Because books.
Which is why it makes such an absurd title!
I'm fascinated by Nature's Nether Regions, personally.
Jesse - Feb 27, 2015 7:00:59 am PST #20729 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am patting myself on the back, since I went to the pizza place with the intent to get a slice, and left with a salad! But maybe I'm going to have pizza for dinner.