Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Feb 25, 2015 9:12:49 am PST #20492 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh shrift, good luck to you guys. And to your dad, -t.

I only wear black shoes. Occasionally I buy a pair of red shoes, but I never end up wearing them.


Theodosia - Feb 25, 2015 9:19:49 am PST #20493 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The only brown-ish shoes I have are my winter boots, which do not count as fashion accessories, so there.


amyth - Feb 25, 2015 9:23:33 am PST #20494 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh no, shrift. I'm so sorry.


Amy - Feb 25, 2015 9:30:50 am PST #20495 of 30000
Because books.

Much health!ma to -t and shrift. 2015 can definitely back off anytime.


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2015 9:31:56 am PST #20496 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, shrift. I hope things go as best as they can.


EpicTangent - Feb 25, 2015 9:33:26 am PST #20497 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I often wear brown shoes with khaki/cargo pants (in tan-ish colors), especially the pair that came with a brown belt. With black pants? Nuh and uh.

Mucho loved-one~ma, -t and shrift.


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2015 9:34:27 am PST #20498 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I so wanted black winter boots but they were out of the styles I liked so I got brown boots. Which I wear all the time with black pants.

I figure the brown doesn't count if they could be turned white after walking through salty slush.


Atropa - Feb 25, 2015 9:37:31 am PST #20499 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Health~ma to -t and shrift's families! 2015, BE BETTER.

Kat, your outfit is great!

There is no brown in my wardrobe. Go on, look surprised.


Burrell - Feb 25, 2015 9:40:48 am PST #20500 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry, shrift. Peace and strength to you.


JZ - Feb 25, 2015 10:01:54 am PST #20501 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, shrift, I am so sorry. So much ~ma to your grandpa and the family members wrestling with decision-making, and to your own overperspectived self. 2014 is looking better and better in retrospect.

And tons of dad~ma, -t.