I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 24, 2015 7:30:04 pm PST #20426 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have an unhealthy crush on a married coworker, and am having a difficult time shaking it off. Advice on destroying unhealthy crush feelings? Reason isn't working, so I need magical thinking.


erikaj - Feb 24, 2015 7:33:06 pm PST #20427 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Picture him with a disgusting, unsexy habit.


Allyson - Feb 24, 2015 7:42:54 pm PST #20428 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I already know he doesn't read. Didn't help.

Maybe I can imagine he's a misogynist libertarian redditor.


amyth - Feb 24, 2015 8:13:01 pm PST #20429 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Who deeply cares about ethics in gaming journalism.

AYOADE. Now you're speaking my language.


aurelia - Feb 24, 2015 8:28:21 pm PST #20430 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

And watches The Bachelor.

Today was first rehearsal for a show at work. At the end of the meet & greet, the playwright spoke to everyone for a few minutes. He started by saying that he had asked his 3-yr-old what he should say to everyone and the child said, "An octopus is coming. Wave your hands in the air." And everyone did. It was amazing.


EpicTangent - Feb 24, 2015 8:34:32 pm PST #20431 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Did you see how they saved 19 manatees who got stuck in a pipe the other day?

No, where/when?


WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2015 9:05:43 pm PST #20432 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Allyson, last time I faced that sort of thing, all I could do was keep saying, "Don't look at the married guy's butt. Don't look at the married guy's butt. Don't look at the married guy's butt. Don't look at the married guy's butt...." to myself.


Kate P. - Feb 25, 2015 2:17:23 am PST #20433 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

He started by saying that he had asked his 3-yr-old what he should say to everyone and the child said, "An octopus is coming. Wave your hands in the air." And everyone did. It was amazing.

I love that! Could only be improved by an actual octopus.


msbelle - Feb 25, 2015 4:33:14 am PST #20434 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Rain turning to snow here this morning, but school opened at normal time, so I am at work. Since I did zero the last 2 days when we were "office closed, work from home", I need to pay bills and clear out paper.


Glamcookie - Feb 25, 2015 4:35:12 am PST #20435 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Oh, also with the hotness: John Cameron Mitchell

Co-signed! Also, Michael Pitt, since we're talking Hedwig.

Lately, I'm crushing hard on Ruby Rose, the newbie on Orange Is the New Black. She is giving me young Angelina vibes - those are excellent vibes.