I only saw Hackers recently, and that movie is hilarious. Angelina Jolie looks like a Vulcan in it, I think.

ScarJo has a great rack. For what that's worth.

I think you all know how I feel about The Hems. (Hot is how.)

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Man, I hated Hackers when it was in the theater.

As in so many other things, I am like Steph: Chris Pine and Henry Cavill are attractive but do nothing for me, either. I just like looking at Chris Evans. Matt Bomer is another one who's gorgeous, but I wouldn't take him to bed (even if he were inclined to go there). I just like looking at him. Hiddleston and Mison, OTOH? Yeah, the tall lanky angular-faced Brit thing is apparently my jam.

I like a lot of things that are considered "masculine", in furniture and otherwise. We as a culture really need to ditch this stupid gender-based assessment of everything.

But I can't think of very many weird looking women even working.

Tilda Swinton. Can't think of any other women with "interesting" faces, though.

Also, wow, Chris Evans brought one of his BFFs from childhood as his date, and dude. She was really spectacularly hot. Like, really, really, really hot.

See, I thought she was cute, but not remarkably pretty.

To hear the straight guys talk Scarlett Johansson is the most attractive person who's ever lived. She's pretty, but I don't think she's a great beauty of the ages or anything. Lupita Nyong'o and Rita Ora were the women I thought were stunning at the Oscars.

I think Scarlett's the sexy kind of beautiful, rather than "classic", while Lupita Nyong'o is stunningly perfect. Rita Ora just looks regular pretty to me, and blonde hair doesn't work on her.

See also: her photos with Dita where she's butched up and holy moly.

Lord, yes. Not many women can do femme and butch equally well, and you wouldn't think it'd be Scarlett until you see her do butch.

You know who does nothing for me but I feel should? Chris Hemsworth.

Ditto. Just, nothing. Oh, you know who shouldn't do it for me but does? Avengers Hulk. Not Ruffalo/Banner (although him too, more Banner than Ruffalo, whatever, brain) but Hulk. Yeah, the CGI green guy they built off Ruffalo. Whoever plays The Mountain on GoT gets a similar reaction. There's something really wrong with me, I guess. I just like stupidly huge strong men.

Maybe I just think all the Avengers are hot.

Now that's a distinct possibility.

I'm working. Really, I am. I'm just distracting myself from the boredom with thoughts of unattainable peoples' relative hotness.

He didn't do a lot for me in the Snow White movie.

Oh, the Huntsman. Yum. I think it was the surly attitude, which probably says something about me.

Angelina Jolie also does nothing for me. Who plays Abbie on Sleepy Hollow? Nicole Beharie. She's hot.

Yesterday I found a plate of cookies in my cubicle cupboard that I had covered and tucked away I don't even know when but they are clearly Christmas cookies. Today I am eating them with my tea. So if start complaining of weird symptoms in the next few days (or, I suppose, disappear entirely) remind me of that.

See, I thought she was cute, but not remarkably pretty.

More just totally smoking than pretty. Like, looked like so many real life girls over whom I have mooned, fell right into that category I have of would hit it like a Mack truck on a 67 Impala.

So, you know, if anyone was wondering what my type is... I think it was the smirking.

Oh, Idris Elba is super hot. Mmmmmm. I also find Rachel Maddow quite attractive. Also John Cho when he's playing Sulu.

Ruth Wilson. Did we mention Ruth Wilson yet?

Also Lara Pulver and Lena Headey.