He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 20, 2015 10:17:41 am PST #19871 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got off the train from work. On Friday afternoon the train is often filled with people from up north going to downtown Chicago to party, and they start drinking on the train.

When I got off the train today I noticed the smell of pot smoke in the vestibule. Never noticed that before.


Jesse - Feb 20, 2015 10:25:37 am PST #19872 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, a coworker has her twin two-year-olds in the office, and they are both wearing Batman shirts with capes!


Una - Feb 20, 2015 11:15:29 am PST #19873 of 30000
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

I wish I had Batman-caped two year olds! Instead, I'm headed off to help bargain the faculty contract. Why did I agree to this?

Re: appraisals: mine was literally a drive-by. The appraisers drove by and took a photo without even getting out of their car. If it's good enough for the bank, it's good enough for me, I guess.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 20, 2015 12:14:58 pm PST #19874 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I told the clerk at Dollar General it would be a miracle if I don't end up throwing my glass-breaker through someone's windshield before the day is over. Icy road conditions compounded by idiots talking on their cellphones and stopping suddenly for left turns without signaling.


Sheryl - Feb 20, 2015 12:28:06 pm PST #19875 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Ugh, got into a minor fender-bender in the parking garage at work this afternoon.(Person in front of me stopped for no apparent reason, I thought she might need to maneuver, so I backed up . Failed to look behind me and backed into the guy behind me.)


flea - Feb 20, 2015 12:56:33 pm PST #19876 of 30000
information libertarian

So, remember when I was pretty sure we weren't buying that house? We ARE buying that house, after all. Or, at least, we have a signed contract finally, after the inspection negotiations, and at the hard-ass price mr. flea wanted.

Now if only the man had looked at the weather forecast and done any grocery shopping today...


Dana - Feb 20, 2015 1:05:51 pm PST #19877 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Woohoo, hardass!


amyth - Feb 20, 2015 1:07:30 pm PST #19878 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Yay, flea!


smonster - Feb 20, 2015 1:07:49 pm PST #19879 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That's great, flea!!


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2015 1:08:49 pm PST #19880 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yay, hardass price! Let me know if you need a chimney guy to cap the chimney. Our guy is great.