I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Feb 18, 2015 9:53:44 am PST #19683 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bad ass, brenda!


Strix - Feb 18, 2015 9:54:03 am PST #19684 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I went from never-been-kissed to 3rd base in about 15 minutes at 17...but I'd been reading quite explicit stuff since I was about 7 or 8. But theory is different than practice, yanno? And they say how you imprint on the first person you have your first consensual sexual experience with, and to this day, I looove getting my neck bitten. Man, I had to hide a LOT of hickeys from my parents!

Oh, and masturbating since, I dunno, 10 or 11? I don't even remember. I had read how to do it, and that it was normal and healthy so I was all "Hey! Science says I can do it! Let's see what this thing really is!" And I did it, and it was good.

Although I was terribly private and embarrassed to talk about sex with my parents, I was was extremely liberal in my own mind. And I knew SO MUCH MORE than my friends and classmates who WERE sexually experienced.

When I was a teacher the Health teacher, a guy, was teribly embarrassedr to do the sexuality lectures, so I offered to do them. And these were tough kids, lots of teen pregnancies, mostly Latino kids, so lots of machismo and adolescent sex hormones running hot and heavy, so I got a LOT of questions intended to freak the white female teacher out. Heh. Even in the anonymous written note section of the lecture, I didn't bat an eye at anything.

I got mad street cred from that. And better yet, kids started coming to me with relationship questions and issues they were embarrassed to talk to anyone else about, and that...that felt good. I was able to help.


Strix - Feb 18, 2015 9:57:00 am PST #19685 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, and much -ma to you, ND!! Break a leg! Um, with great sound FX!.


Calli - Feb 18, 2015 9:58:18 am PST #19686 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Audition~ma, ND!


Atropa - Feb 18, 2015 10:00:26 am PST #19687 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

ND, how exciting! My fingers are crossed for you.


Maria - Feb 18, 2015 10:00:52 am PST #19688 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Sound and mix~ma, ND. I know you'll be fantastic.


shrift - Feb 18, 2015 10:04:56 am PST #19689 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Audio ~ma, ND!

I just expressed interest in a Bay Area position. Probably because I have more work than I can handle right now and I'm procrastinating on ALL OF IT.


NoiseDesign - Feb 18, 2015 10:05:35 am PST #19690 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Thank you folks. This is really for my team. We've got a FOH mixer, monitor mixer, and backline tech working the gig, and then quite a few of my other normal crew helping out and seeing the venue in case we win the contract. I'm just the guy trying to think of all the possible gotchas and trying to make the night go smoothly. I probably won't spend any time behind any of the consoles.


-t - Feb 18, 2015 10:08:07 am PST #19691 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Noise~ma!


Trudy Booth - Feb 18, 2015 10:12:25 am PST #19692 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Clan of the Cave Bear.

I was... ten? Eleven? I'd say it was... formative. When I re-read it as an adult it was like an inventory of my kinkier musings.

My sexual misconception was erections. I thought we were dealing with a 90 degree angle away from the body and did not see how that could possibly work. That lasted until my first personal encounter with one.