I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Feb 18, 2015 7:15:31 am PST #19655 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Colon or semicolon? I can't remember.

This means Ana has responsibility for the most important aspects of DSN operations from a mission point of view: communications with spacecraft and acquiring the tracking data used as the principal source of spacecraft navigation.


Strix - Feb 18, 2015 7:17:37 am PST #19656 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

First of all, amych, I'm really sorry. That totally sucks, and when I look for IT stuff for Dan, I'll pass anything I find to you, if it looks up your alley.

Second, kids on the internet. Micah is almost 13 and had been on Instagram for about a year and a half. We have his password, and I'm friends with him on Instagram, so if I see anything hinky, I'd be on him like stink on shit.

Wattpad -- hmm. I think I've told y'all the story about how I was reading a heaving bosoms bodice ripper in 6th grade after all my work was done, and my teacher marched me to the office to call my parents about my "inappropriate reading material" and got my dad on one of his every-5-years sick days.

He listened, asked if I was done with my work, was told I was. Asked if I was causing any trouble or disturbance, was told I wasn't. Asked how my grades were, was told I had straight A's.

And then he told the teacher that he and my mom were the parents and unless there was some kind of written school policy about books, that I could read whatever the hell I wanted during free time and politely said good-bye.

When I got home, he had been looking over my mom's collection of romances and had picked out the one with the most lurid cover and told me to take that one to school tomorrow, and it I had any free time, to take it out and read it.

BUT -- I was a freaky mature reader. I was reading really adult books at about six -- I asked my parents what "rape" was when I read a historical novel about Sacajawea 1500 pages long when I was 6, and that's when my parent's understood how freaky my reading brain was. They got me a dictionary, and asked me to ask them to explain anything I didn't understand to them. They got me a 10 volume set of human sexuality books aimed at teenagers when I was about 8 (I think so they wouldn't have to explain cunnilingus or fellatio EVER.)

So...I think the advice you've gotten is pretty spot-on. I'd say have a joint account with her, and make sure you check the history (and if she ever erase the queue, he privileges are gone.) It depends on her level of mental development.

I was a socially awkward kid and teen because I lived in books so much that I was kind of alien to other kids, BUT I grew up to have a genuine love of knowledge and an empathy and tolerance for all kinds of cultures and mores. I think if I'd had the internet as a kid, I would have connected with more kids like me and not felt like such an anomaly.

But, hey, when Micah gets a phone and/or social media sites, I have great comfort in knowing my husband is a mad hacker and we'll be keeping a mad eye on his interactions. And yo, thanks to my parents, he's had a great book on human sexuality I bought him on his shelf for two years. He was totally grossed out by it when I bought, so I have no idea if he's read it...but then, that 10 volume set on human sexuality? I read it in private, too.


Strix - Feb 18, 2015 7:19:30 am PST #19657 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Colon, Allyson


Allyson - Feb 18, 2015 7:20:04 am PST #19658 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thank ye!


Maria - Feb 18, 2015 7:21:16 am PST #19659 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I was also very precocious child who devoured books: historical romances, John Jakes, Herman Wouk,V.C. Andrews, and a few other authors that escape me at the moment. Oh, and I managed to get my hands on a copy of Fanny Hill, not knowing what kind of book it was initially.

I applaud the parents raising children in the here and now. I can't imagine dealing with email, cell phones, internet access, and social media on top of the already-tough stuff.

Nicky Brendon is not having a good six months. Alcohol and hotels again. [link]


Strix - Feb 18, 2015 7:25:52 am PST #19660 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, dammit, NB. I like you too much on BTVS and Criminal Minds.


Connie Neil - Feb 18, 2015 7:30:19 am PST #19661 of 30000
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hat 10 volume set on human sexuality? I read it in private, too.

We had a paperback Home Medical Guide on our bookshelves, and I don't think anybody really looked at it. Then I discovered the fairly exhaustive sexuality chapters in the middle: what are those things and how do they get used. I'd read it on the living room couch, and my mother just figured I was just channeling my "read the encyclopedia" tastes.


Zenkitty - Feb 18, 2015 8:04:33 am PST #19662 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Once in high school (a Church-based school) I was reading a SF/F book with the requisite half-naked barbarian woman on the cover in math class after the work was done, and the teacher looked at the cover and raised his eyebrows at me. I said, "I'm not responsible for what they put on the cover," and he just shook his head and walked away. I think no one knew quite what to do with me.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2015 8:04:45 am PST #19663 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I never read anything explicit about sex until I was in college. As a result I was somewhat clueless. For example, I of course knew that PIV sex involved putting the penis in the vagina, but I did not know that the penis slides in and out of the vagina during sex--I thought it just stayed in place. I didn't learn anything to the contrary until the first time I had sex.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 18, 2015 8:33:59 am PST #19664 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I had the opposite of TOmmy- I was a really late bloomer in real life, but I read so much explicit stuff when I was young, I knew about lots of things (except Toy Boats...)

I have lots of disparate things to talk about-

1. Has anyone purchased SLate Plus? I listen to podcasts ALL DAY, and I need more! I also pretty much prefer the format of something like Culture Gabfest or Pop Culture Happy Hour-- I like discussions. Is there enough extra podcast content?

2. I shared on facebook, but I thought we might have a good discussion here about the hottest US Presidents [link]