Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Feb 13, 2015 8:35:36 am PST #19238 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I don't wish to discourage you, but the costs of moving in are always more than you'd imagine. For example, you might find that the sellers, who had seemed more or less reasonable, had taken the window treatments they promised to leave, some light fixtures and most of the light bulbs.

Our contract said everything screwed into the wall stayed, which included curtain rods. We did the walk through the night before the closing to find out they had taken them anyway. They ended up having to send us a check to cover the cost of replacing them.


meara - Feb 13, 2015 8:37:25 am PST #19239 of 30000

OMG Jesse, I can't even with that. (This may be the first time I have used that phrase, but it suddenly seems so appropriate, because...Cosmo. LINGUINE. WTF.)


meara - Feb 13, 2015 8:38:41 am PST #19240 of 30000

Yeah, I've heard about that stuff with light fixtures and window treatments and it just seems bizarre--like, in many/most cases, you're not going to be able to re-use those window treatments at least, in a new house! I guess if it was some crazy-expensive light fixture maybe I could see it (my sister's neighbors have this like, $2K light fixture over their dining room table). But otherwise that's just nuts.


Jesse - Feb 13, 2015 8:40:45 am PST #19241 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG Jesse, I can't even with that. (This may be the first time I have used that phrase, but it suddenly seems so appropriate, because...Cosmo. LINGUINE. WTF.)

This is what I'm saying! I got three right.


WindSparrow - Feb 13, 2015 8:43:36 am PST #19242 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jesse, I noped out of that quiz.

flea, I'm sorry the house didn't work out.

Ginger, you aren't wrong. The house I grew up in, when my parents moved in, they discovered that the previous owners had taken every last light bulb in the house.

Daniel and I got crossbows for each other for Valentine's Day. Also tomorrow I'll be giving him this iPad after I pick my new one up at Best Buy. Then we'll have lunch somewhere fun.


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2015 8:48:40 am PST #19243 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm sorry about the house, flea.

When my brother moved out of an apartment in Mpls, the landlord deducted from the security deposit the cost for every single lightbulb in the apartment. Which they did not take and were all working.

What is the deal with lightbulb fraud? (These were cheap incandescent bulbs.)


sj - Feb 13, 2015 8:53:01 am PST #19244 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We haven't really made Valentine's Day plans this year. I was going to book theater tickets in Providence, but we keep getting snowed in. And it seemed stupid to make reservations for a fancy restaurant meal when I can barely eat anything.


Connie Neil - Feb 13, 2015 9:02:29 am PST #19245 of 30000
brillig

Daniel and I got crossbows for each other for Valentine's Day

I endorse this plan.

I think I'll go find a copy of GotG today and spend the evening watching it.


-t - Feb 13, 2015 9:16:05 am PST #19246 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sorry the house didn't work out, flea.

I love the idea of Jesse being a person with a glasses wardrobe! It sounds so glamourous.

Ha to the Cosmo sex positions! 2/16 - I am just glad that SOMETHING is called The Erotic Accordion. That's a phrase that needs wider use.


amych - Feb 13, 2015 9:21:03 am PST #19247 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We have no plans for Valentine's day because US Fencing always schedules their Under 20 and Under 17 national championships this weekend, which means S is always refereeing in some other part of the country for 4-5 days.

I mean, not that we do anything in the years he is home, and that's by choice. But it would be nice to have the option of hanging out together playing video games and bitching about how we can't get a seat at any restaurants, ya know?