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tommyrot - Feb 11, 2015 7:02:56 am PST #18969 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There may be something to this Lusty Month of May thing.

I was born about 9 months after my parents' wedding anniversary in June. But I've never had the guts to ask how I was conceived.

But if my sons ask me, I can tell them. My youngest son was conceived in the back of a van in the parking lot of a Country Kitchen in Rockford, IL.

msbelle - Feb 11, 2015 7:06:53 am PST #18970 of 30000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Happy Birthday -t !

Yay new job Jessica!

-t - Feb 11, 2015 7:08:51 am PST #18971 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Am I the only one who gets little "wear proper clothing!" panic attacks?

OMG no. Those consume far too much of my life. Sometimes I just don't leave the house because getting dressed is too stressful on the decision-making.

Thanks for the birthday wishes nice people!

-t - Feb 11, 2015 7:09:22 am PST #18972 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woo for Jess's new job! That sounds like an excellent move.

Sophia Brooks - Feb 11, 2015 7:10:13 am PST #18973 of 30000

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

But I've never had the guts to ask how I was conceived.

Um.... you don't know by now?!?!

-t - Feb 11, 2015 7:11:10 am PST #18974 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I assume bees were involved. And maybe birds? It sounds a bit suspect.

tommyrot - Feb 11, 2015 7:13:21 am PST #18975 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um.... you don't know by now?!?!

OK, I walked into that one.

I mean, was it a romantic anniversary getaway? Or did my parents just stagger into the bedroom, drunk on grasshoppers?

Amy - Feb 11, 2015 7:14:56 am PST #18976 of 30000

Because books.

Happy, happy birthday, -t! Wishing you cake, of course!

Congratulations, Jessica!

SuziQ - Feb 11, 2015 7:16:02 am PST #18977 of 30000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Congrats, Jessica!!!!!

Happy birthday, -t! February birthdays are the bestest.

The ick persists (though the lungs are working fine). I'm so tired of this. I go to SLC next week, and I know that is 7 days from now, but I'm terrified I'll still feel like this.

Jessica - Feb 11, 2015 7:17:17 am PST #18978 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My birthday is almost exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day, so I've never felt the need to ask about my own conception story.

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