Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 09, 2015 8:12:27 am PST #18707 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dublin would be awesome, right?

I've never been there! I'd finally get to see Ireland, though, right?

I'd love to work in Europe, and it's an added bonus that it gets you out of your current toxic environment.

Until recently, I hadn't really considered working abroad. But I don't have pets or kids, so I'm just going to be open to the possibility and see what happens.


meara - Feb 09, 2015 8:17:53 am PST #18708 of 30000

Ooh. A job in Dublin would be really cool, shrift!

I've started doing work but am pausing to get food and drink.


SuziQ - Feb 09, 2015 8:18:58 am PST #18709 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Suzi, what genres/authors do you enjoy?

I don't know anymore (not helpful, I know). I've read the Fire and Ice series, CJ got me to read the Eragon series, ummm, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, just reread Diary of a Young Girl, and the Other Boleyn Girl over the last year.


JZ - Feb 09, 2015 8:21:57 am PST #18710 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Fingers crossed for shrift and Dublin.

At my workplace, we get goodbyes and good lucks and we will miss you's (and one person who persists, despite being begged multiple times not to, in announcing with either great sadness or great sorrow, which *always* makes it sound like he's about to announce a death) if someone is moving to another spot within the uni; if they're a faculty member moving on to heading another uni or a swanky state or federal post we get an announcement from the chancellor; but if someone is sacked they just vanish (unless their signature is needed on a regular basis, in which case we get a brief email telling us that they're no longer signing, the interim signer is [Name], and we'll be notified as soon as a permanent signer is in place, but never, ever any details).


Amy - Feb 09, 2015 8:27:40 am PST #18711 of 30000
Because books.

Dublin is so beautiful.

Happy birthday, Suzi! Have you read any Jennifer Crusie? I think you'd like her, and the latest one, Maybe This Time, was better than I expected.

I've also been pushing The Scorpio Races, by Maggie Stiefvater, on everyone. It's a fantastic book, and I bet you'd love it.

I need to hire someone to hold my hand while I do hard things, which seems like every day right now. As long as hire = make cookies for.


Jessica - Feb 09, 2015 8:31:06 am PST #18712 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ooh, Dublin!


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2015 8:31:39 am PST #18713 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Have you read any Jennifer Crusie? I think you'd like her

My favorites are Faking It, Welcome to Temptation, and Bet Me.

Seanan McGuire's InCryptid books are a LOT of fun (Discount Armageddon, Midnight Blue Light Special, and Half-Off Ragnarok so far, with another one Pocket Apocalypse coming out next month).


sj - Feb 09, 2015 8:32:05 am PST #18714 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

shrift, Dublin would be wonderful. Job~ma.


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2015 8:38:13 am PST #18715 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So my boss just showed up and told me his flight was cancelled. Thirty seconds later the annoying client called me. I'm so glad my boss was there to take the call, as the annoying client denied two or three times that he had installed our program a certain way, and finally my boss figured out he did do what he said he didn't do.

I would have been pulling my hair out if I had to talk to him alone. He's also one of those clients who just keeps on talking without letting me get a word in and he goes off on tangents that have nothing to do with what we're talking about.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2015 9:17:00 am PST #18716 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Or as in every year, my biggest complaint, rockers wanting to do Hollywood glamor. Why stick with the ball gown shtick? Where's the leather and silly fun?

They need to make sure Björk attends, that way you can count on at least one person being dressed as the Empire State Building or arriving in the pouch of a giant animatronic kangaroo float.