Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2015 4:17:26 pm PST #18351 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I think I've only ever "picked out" one pet: my cat Niko. We picked her from her littermates by playing with them. The others held back or got scared. She was the boldest and bravest one, and since she was going to a house that already had two adult cats, we figured she'd need the moxie! And indeed, she ruled the place almost immediately. She was the original "Zenkitty".

Zen, your friend should start leaving military school brochures laying around. Or... maybe see if a neighbor (is this farmland?) could employ her with some chores? Does she have to earn her allowance?

Military school, ahaha, that would be great! I can't even imagine her in military school; she'd get thrown out. No one would trust her to do chores; she either wouldn't do them or she'd mess something up. She does have to earn her allowance, by doing chores around the house, but she doesn't do them, or does them halfway and leaves a mess, and she doesn't seem to care that her allowance is reduced commensurately. She doesn't seem to care about either consequences or rewards, nor is she swayed by anyone's opinion of her behavior. I don't know how to get to someone who only cares until the yelling stops.


Juliebird - Feb 04, 2015 4:18:56 pm PST #18352 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Most of my family's pets were foundlings (or, in at least two instances, stolen by one of my brothers). The only exceptions ever are the fucking boxers. Mom, get over that breed, please. Also, get over dogs. Especially ones that eat sheetrock.

First cat: lost/abandoned by neighbors (probably got out of the house when they moved) and had conjunctivitis. Second cat was a stray at gramp's house (fishermen tend to attract cats from far and wide!). She had kittens, we kept one. She was a shite mom, but the first cat kept picking them up and putting them in my dad's sock drawer, which Mom kept leaving open on purpose. Dad kept scooping them out and putting them back in the cardboard box. Tigger didn't give a shit, and Blackie kept mouthing them back into the drawer.

Um, just caught myself about to go on an epic account of all of our cats. But it is long, and sad (I had a friend who was actually afraid we were abusing the creatures for how frequently they died). And so not the topic at hand.

PUPPIES!!!


Liese S. - Feb 04, 2015 4:22:03 pm PST #18353 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I've only had the one pet, unless you count the goldfish that I won at the county fair. My sister had: a mouse, duck, parakeet, goat, pony, horse, etc. No, I don't have sibling issues, why do you ask?

But yes, the Biscuit definitively picked us. He was sitting outside my kitchen window looking in and watching me, starving and injured. We fed him bacon. The rest is history.


Kat - Feb 04, 2015 4:22:15 pm PST #18354 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Lee, we want a really mellow, easy for Grace puppy. So... who knows. they are all cute and wiggly right now. Also, they need a puppy cam!


Juliebird - Feb 04, 2015 4:29:49 pm PST #18355 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Military school, ahaha, that would be great! I can't even imagine her in military school; she'd get thrown out.

I know this is a moot point because you can't actually force a kid to join the military, but I have to say that it is an experience outside the realm of what you think you know about yourself or what authority figures are capable of getting out of punks.

Yeah, if your attitude doesn't mesh, you get drummed out, easy peasy, but that's really for people who have a strong identity and can't help but argue about orders and the reasons and the logistics about how they came about (and as nice as it may sound to be one of those people, it can also mean that your mind has atrophied at 18 and you are incapable of seeing or understanding anyone's opinion or viewpoint of your own, and I will laugh when you die alone during the zombie apocalypse, because even if TEAM were spelt with an I, you still wouldn't be part of it, you self-centered twat. Ahem.). But punishment tends to be things like "if you don't do this particular thing, then I'm going to punish your friends until you comply, and now all of your friends will hate you because your bad behavior is fucking them over" and if you want your friends, you learn to fall in line.


Atropa - Feb 04, 2015 4:34:02 pm PST #18356 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

When we met Vlad and Erzabet (then unnamed tiny kittens at the shelter), Vlad immediately headbutted Pete, just like the late Tzepesh used to do. I turned back to the kitty carrier, and Erzabet scrambled up me and tucked herself under my chin. Our fates were pretty much sealed at that point.


aurelia - Feb 04, 2015 4:35:05 pm PST #18357 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

She does have to earn her allowance, by doing chores around the house, but she doesn't do them, or does them halfway and leaves a mess, and she doesn't seem to care that her allowance is reduced commensurately.

I would forget commensurate and make it all or nothing.


Dana - Feb 04, 2015 4:36:08 pm PST #18358 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

we want a really mellow, easy for Grace puppy.

The breeder should be able to tell you what puppies have the personality you're looking for. You don't want one that's too bossy, so you probably won't want the one that charges over to you immediately.


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2015 4:55:08 pm PST #18359 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would forget commensurate and make it all or nothing.

It's been tried. She bitches and it makes no difference.


meara - Feb 04, 2015 5:10:53 pm PST #18360 of 30000

Yay puppies! Yay sj's new little teacup! Boo Ellen stealing Jesse's tumbler.

In my life, boo Omaha weather but yay I ran a whole mile on the treadmill today!! I can't normally do that and have no idea how/why I could today--I had a vague plan to do some intervals but haven't been working out at all. And then at 5 minutes it still felt fine so I kept going u til I hit a mile! (And then I walked and then ran a bit more). Not sure what that was about--the diet I've been on? The fancy treadmill that was showing me scenes from New Zealand as though I was actually running through them? But super exciting nonetheless.