Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Feb 01, 2015 2:26:17 pm PST #17886 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Parks and Rec has been so good this season.

I need the the Seahawks to hold the Patriots to no more points this quarter and make two field goals. At least, that's the simplest way for me to win some money.


msbelle - Feb 01, 2015 2:32:44 pm PST #17887 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mac has a failing grade on a class assignment for basically not writing full sentence when the assignment was to write sentences using vocabulary words. So I have been sitting here feeding him the definitions of various science vocabulary words, making them into sentences. I just got the completed paper to check spelling and HEADDESK. He wrote 1 or two as sentences, the rest he just wrote out a definition and not a complete sentence. same damn thing he did at school. So now we start over. Also he does not capitalize consistently. And weird mis-spellings: oceon for ocean, were for where, couses for causes. He wrote 2 for two...in a sentence in schoolwork! I do not get it.


Connie Neil - Feb 01, 2015 2:35:46 pm PST #17888 of 30000
brillig

I'd say you have a tomato allergy like I do.

That exists??!!?? I had a good reason for kicking up a fuss over raw tomatoes, other than just being "difficult"???

"But you can eat tomato sauce! You're just being difficult!"

Wanting to resurrect your mother in order to yell "I told you so!" is not a helpful reaction, is it.


-t - Feb 01, 2015 2:39:35 pm PST #17889 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What I need now is a safety. Not holding my breath.

How frustrating, msbelle!


Hil R. - Feb 01, 2015 2:42:27 pm PST #17890 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

He wrote 2 for two...in a sentence in schoolwork!

Plenty of my students write 2 for to. At least 2 for two is the correct usage.


Zenkitty - Feb 01, 2015 2:50:20 pm PST #17891 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, mac. What's the deal?

I'm watching the Superb Owl, mostly for the commercials. My sister is rooting for Tom Brady, therefore I'm rooting for the Seahawks. I don't even understand what's going on. (Please don't explain it. I don't care.)


esse - Feb 01, 2015 2:51:00 pm PST #17892 of 30000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

[link] Interesting/depressing map of vaccination percentages in the Post. Oy.

Go Hawks! Oregon has an American football team-by-proxy.


Zenkitty - Feb 01, 2015 3:02:38 pm PST #17893 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

That domestic violence commercial was powerful.


Trudy Booth - Feb 01, 2015 3:08:47 pm PST #17894 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Why do I have to share?

OK. Just share them with me.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2015 3:12:47 pm PST #17895 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wtf is going on?

Eta: Dammit, no one told me the halftime show requires halucigens.