Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2015 9:21:33 am PST #17576 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I know of so many people in the previous generation who all had to have all their teeth pulled and replaced with dentures before they were even 40. Makes me wonder what was going on.

Maybe it was the effect of lots of high fevers? Apparently having those from malaria as a child seriously weakened my dad's teeth, to the point that he had his last pulled and dentures made in his early 20s.

My teeth are too tightly packed for flossing to be anything but an ordeal, so I'm relying on regular cleanings, avoiding sugary foods and beverages, and drinking lots of water to rinse my mouth out. (Also hoping that last lets me avoid kidney stones.)


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2015 9:24:48 am PST #17577 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yeah, depression over the years has definitely taken a toll on my tooth care.

Co-signed.

I have the world's most expensive implant, since that tooth had a root canal, was broken during surgery and had two crowns that failed.

I lucked out (if you can call it that) on my implant, because it was as a result of a botched root canal that (1) cracked the tooth and (2) left an infected root in my head. Well, that doesn't sound like lucking out, right? But because it was fucked up and painful, I didn't get the crown put on it, which is just as well, because the damn tooth got pulled so quickly.

I guess that's not *super* lucking out, but at least I didn't pay for a crown that would be immediately yanked off.

I still want that dental practice to be swallowed by a hellmouth. They were all horrible (I have fond memories of the dentist implying I lied to the endodontist to get Tylenol 3 after a root canal, since "he never gives anyone pain medication, so you must have given him a good story!" Aaaaaaand fuck you.) (Same dentist said maybe I wasn't healing after the bad root canal because of my diabetes. WHICH I DON'T HAVE, despite being fat at her. Turns out I wasn't healing because the endodontist left an infected root in my head. Seriously, they can die in all the fires.)


Lee - Jan 29, 2015 9:32:56 am PST #17578 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I went to the dentist today too! I didn't get yelled out for not flossing, which makes me thing the hygienist was off her game, but that's okay.

Random thing I have been wondering-- Are the picks that Maria linked to used for something other than flossing? I an constantly seeing them littering the ground just about everywhere--around my neighborhood, around work's neighborhood, everywhere, and I can't believe that many people floss their teeth where they park or drive, so what else are those used for? I was just assuming drugs


Sophia Brooks - Jan 29, 2015 9:35:03 am PST #17579 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think people use those pick things in lieu of chewing a toothpick, which people used to do more....


Calli - Jan 29, 2015 9:38:55 am PST #17580 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My sister spent her first 8 years in a home with unfluoridated well water. We moved into town, with fluoridated water, when I was 6 weeks old. My sister has at least one cavity in every tooth and I have none. So I'm a huge believer in the value of fluoride (insert anecdote =/= data disclaimer here).


Sophia Brooks - Jan 29, 2015 9:43:34 am PST #17581 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Did anyone else get flouride treatments in school?

We had this green "swish" in little dixie cups once a week from Kindergarten to 8th grade, possibly longer. We also had a dental hygienist on staff who administrated the swish, covered for the nurse, and cleaned our teeth in school.


Burrell - Jan 29, 2015 9:43:55 am PST #17582 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My Americano was substandard and unsatisfying. That completely justifies following it up with a cup of oolong, right?


Connie Neil - Jan 29, 2015 9:48:03 am PST #17583 of 30000
brillig

That completely justifies following it up with a cup of oolong, right?

Of course.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2015 9:51:47 am PST #17584 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I grew up on a farm where we got our water from a well, so no fluoridation for me. I can't remember if the water at school was fluoridated--probably?


-t - Jan 29, 2015 9:52:37 am PST #17585 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes, Burrell.

The tools I need to actually do work are not working. Actual lunch break for me!