I went out to pick up lunch and failed to bring both my badge to get back into the building and my pyhone to call someone else to let me in. Luckily someone I knew was at reception at the other end of the building.

After I got stuck at the RR tracks watching a train move to and fro for about twenty minutes, blocking the road the whole time. I only seem to see this happening at this particular crossing, I don't know what it's about.

Anyway, my reuben is delicious, although it would benefit from the addition of beets.

Do we need to have a muffaletta-style debate about what constitutes a reuben? Because it is not beets.

Also, I would like a reuben. I've been thinking about sauerkraut ever since I didn't have it for New Year's.

I just realized my interview stuff got destroyed in the basement flood and my interview skirt is 3 sizes too big now.

FUCK. Off to Old Navy.

It might make it less platonically reuben, I'll grant you that, but it would be delicious. Mmmm, red flannel hash in sandwich form.

Tasty sandwich, yes. Reuben, no.

AP style suggests avoiding such adjectives and instead saying how the person entered the country, e.g., Smith, who overstayed his student visa.

McGinty, who's Irish so no one cares.

(Massive undocumented Irish population in NYC. No one ever seems to give them much grief.)

OMG, just realized AP, not APA. So, um, hey, excellent source for APA, which is not what was asked for, at my links. Yeah, nuthin' to see here...

McGinty, who's Irish so no one cares.

Because white people never sneak across borders.

Awwwww, Mac is trying to sabotage his tutoring and get out of karate tonight. Adorbs

Dear child, my sadness can flip into anger given even the slightest push. Dare ya.

Dear Mac,

Settle down and study, then get thee to karate. Your mom? A little scary. I wouldn't push her.