I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jan 16, 2015 5:39:22 pm PST #15627 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

shrift the FBI are looking for cybersecurity people ....( which seems to mean a bunch of things ). a local paper was talking about them looking n the bay area


Dana - Jan 16, 2015 5:41:55 pm PST #15628 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I think we all need to win the lottery. Or a few of us can win a few big pots.


libkitty - Jan 16, 2015 5:41:59 pm PST #15629 of 30000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

My boss hates the Oxford comma. I'm not allowed to use it for most stuff. Torture!


shrift - Jan 16, 2015 5:49:07 pm PST #15630 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift the FBI are looking for cybersecurity people

I have some concerns as to whether I would pass a background check for the FBI. Or maybe I would, considering I passed a rigorous and gnarly background check for my current employer. Who knows?

I suspect I have a file due to that time I worked for the United States Information Agency before it got folded into the State Department. Over the years, a friend I met there liked to send me emails with the word "bomb" in them whenever he was doing contract work in the Middle East. Good times.


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2015 6:02:31 pm PST #15631 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am an Oxford Comma convert (pro) and my cousin tells me on Facebook how wrong I am. I immediately asked him his opinion on cilantro before I decided to throw him out of the family. He survived the cut.

I saw that. It made me laugh my butt off.


Liese S. - Jan 16, 2015 6:48:25 pm PST #15632 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, Maria, how hard.


Kat - Jan 16, 2015 6:51:10 pm PST #15633 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh Maria, I'm sorry that it's so hard. We'll hold your place here.


Atropa - Jan 16, 2015 7:07:59 pm PST #15634 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Maria, thank you for giving folks the heads-up, and please be as gentle as possible with yourself.


shrift - Jan 16, 2015 7:29:43 pm PST #15635 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

beth, to follow up, I do thank you for the tip. I'd prefer to do an internal transfer with my current employer, but I can't wait forever because I spend too much time wanting to light people on fire. This means I need to job search outside my company in case nobody internal wants to hire me anytime soon.

My lease is up in April, so I'm going to use that as a deadline to figure out what my next steps are going to be.


WindSparrow - Jan 16, 2015 8:06:16 pm PST #15636 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sean, I hope your move goes well.

Maria, be gentle with yourself.

I have a coworker who keeps apologizing for snark. I have yet to convince her that I see snark as a feature, not a bug. Yesterday I told her, "Your sense of humor doesn't bother me. What's really important is your stance on the Oxford comma."

She replied, "Gotta have it. What about you?"