I go to work this morning to find that someone had been squatting at my desk and left behind some crap, so I have put it on the floor like the person squatting did to some of my things, because I needed to be a little passive-aggressive.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jul 07, 2014 5:02:06 am PDT #1472 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sophia Brooks - Jul 07, 2014 5:02:13 am PDT #1473 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I just had one of those "beet" scares, where you go to the bathroom the day after eating beets and you think you are dying. Until you remember that this happens every time you eat beets! You would think I would be used to it by now!
Jesse - Jul 07, 2014 5:10:03 am PDT #1474 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yikes, Fred! I hope you can get some rest and recovery between now and Thursday. And best wishes to Marie.
Hee, Sophia.
Burrell - Jul 07, 2014 5:35:55 am PDT #1475 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yipes Fred, that's quite a scare for the 4th. I hope you recover quickly. You and the Hubs probably know about this, but the one big house change we made for my DH's allergies was pulling all the carpets up.
someone had been squatting at my desk and left behind some crap
As a pet owner, I read this the wrong way at first, then realized you were talking about work and figured that a coworker wasn't likely to poop under your desk. Still, annoying for someone to leave behind a mess.
-t - Jul 07, 2014 5:38:08 am PDT #1476 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Take care of yourself, Fred! Good luck with Marie.
Heh, Sophia, btdt. Maybe we should all make it a habit to write "Don't worry, you ate beets" on the mirror whenever we eat beets...
Laura - Jul 07, 2014 5:47:14 am PDT #1477 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Mmmmm, beets.
Oh my, Fred. That is a lot of a lot. Good luck with Marie!
shrift - Jul 07, 2014 6:02:37 am PDT #1478 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
As a pet owner, I read this the wrong way at first
Ha ha! Leaving behind actual excrement would have prompted me to contact HR. I took 10 minutes to meditate and my 10am got rescheduled, so I'm going to put Pandora on and crank through some work until my next meeting.
Pandora just started me off with Adele.
Connie Neil - Jul 07, 2014 6:04:22 am PDT #1479 of 30000
brillig
Oh, gosh, Fred Pete.
Calli - Jul 07, 2014 6:18:27 am PDT #1480 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I hope you can get some rest and recovery, Fred.
Theodosia - Jul 07, 2014 6:27:54 am PDT #1481 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I rarely eat beets, thank goodness.