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SuziQ - Jan 07, 2015 7:21:59 am PST #13955 of 30000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

We have freezing snowy ick outside.

Sunday night K-Bug and I went to get BBQ. I hopped in my car and the engine wouldn't start. No power whatsoever. So we jumped in her car and I was going to call AAA yesterday.

But then yesterday I forgot until I had to get to the dojo. CJ gave me a ride (couldn't get my karate bag out of my trunk cause the remote wouldn't pop it. I remembered how keys work after we had left).

So today I called and was told it would be 4 hours. Which is fine, I'm not in an urgent need to go anywhere, my car is in the garage, and I'm sure there are plenty of other people stuck out in the ick who need help before I do. It actually took less than two hours. He was able to jump the car, but the battery was a mess and I remember replacing it about 6 years ago...so now I have a shiny new battery. Wheeeee!

And that was my morning adventure. Now I'm back under a blanket, with my work computer, and...futzing here before I return to work.

msbelle - Jan 07, 2015 7:34:34 am PST #13956 of 30000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Done and at work. Almost 3 hours for a 15 min exam.

I am normal, unremarkable, no super powers.

sarameg - Jan 07, 2015 8:15:44 am PST #13957 of 30000

I've got a problem.

I can't reach the radio to turn it off, but both my feet are numb and I've got a snoring, dreaming cat wrapped around them.

shrift - Jan 07, 2015 9:09:39 am PST #13958 of 30000

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have attended all the meetings I'm going to today, and I've moved the party to my bed and changed into pajama pants so I can watch things expiring from Netflix while I occasionally attempt to do work.

I'm hungry and I don't know what I want.

sarameg - Jan 07, 2015 9:19:21 am PST #13959 of 30000

Jesus christ, it's snowing again. Flurries, but still.

tommyrot - Jan 07, 2015 9:22:12 am PST #13960 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today's been one of those "I'm not really hungry so I'll get one of those tiny sandwiches from Potbelly" days.

Ginger - Jan 07, 2015 9:25:56 am PST #13961 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I need to go outside and attempt to shelter some plants that really won't like 12 degrees. I keep putting it off while the temperature drops like a rock.

I'm going outside. Now. Really.

flea - Jan 07, 2015 9:26:38 am PST #13962 of 30000

information libertarian

It is insanely freakin' cold in our office today. Like, long underwear and cashmere and scarf and hat and still cold cold!

-t - Jan 07, 2015 10:01:55 am PST #13963 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have fallen down a Ryan Gosling dimension.

That sounds nice.

I have also attended all the meetigns I am going to today and am now having trouble making myself work even though I am IN THE OFFICE. Come on, self. Maybe I should take a lunch break and go buy some rabbit food.

§ ita § - Jan 07, 2015 10:39:39 am PST #13964 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The pain people have told me to go to hospital. I'm not sure what for. So I'm just tidying up some things and will toddle off.

So if you don't hear from me...I dunno.

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