I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Dec 31, 2014 9:25:08 am PST #13614 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Sue, I can ask him if you can go home too if you want.

Please! And My coworker.


§ ita § - Dec 31, 2014 9:52:50 am PST #13615 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Alcide just walked past me. Real life is a good look on him. shame about the busted arm, though.


Sheryl - Dec 31, 2014 10:07:41 am PST #13616 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm so sorry, Strix.

Even though I didn't get official word, I left work 2 hours early. Didn't have anything to do.


Beverly - Dec 31, 2014 10:09:14 am PST #13617 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Theo, glad you're feeling a lot better. Um, tomorrow, feel better still!

Preeeety Buffistas!!

Strix, I'm so sorry about your Greer kitty.

Do I want lunch? Breakfast was late, and dinner will be early, so I'm thinking no.


tommyrot - Dec 31, 2014 10:16:18 am PST #13618 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just texted my boss. Told him I was really tired, so he's letting me leave.

He didn't say anything about Sue, though :(


Connie Neil - Dec 31, 2014 10:19:46 am PST #13619 of 30000
brillig

We're actually busy with the rest of the world getting their end-of-year stuff done, so leaving early is unlikely.


shrift - Dec 31, 2014 10:22:53 am PST #13620 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, the roasted beet pesto is really simple. Roast some beets in the oven, peel them, and chop them up. Throw them in a blender with olive oil, walnuts or pine nuts, and some parmesan. Use it on your pasta and watch the pasta turn a marvelous shade of fuchsia.

Sweet, thanks! I think I need to try that this weekend. I've already got spaghetti squash to roast and ingredients for spicy tomato & farro soup. I'm loading up on the vegetarian dishes.


-t - Dec 31, 2014 10:26:55 am PST #13621 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Real life is a good look on him.

Mmm, I would like to be able to confirm that. Pictures are pretty nice, though.

Phew, just got confirmation that today is, in fact, a short day. I should probably feel worse that I have so much work left undone but I DO NOT


§ ita § - Dec 31, 2014 10:32:51 am PST #13622 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mmm, I would like to be able to confirm that. Pictures are pretty nice, though.

Well, the best I can do is...he was dressed in casual clothes, had a hinged brace on his right arm, and had a grizzled short beard and was hot enough that I recoiled with it before my hazy True Blood memories came back.

I don't think I've reeled like that since Victor Webster was behind me in line at a cafe.


Jessica - Dec 31, 2014 10:49:47 am PST #13623 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

meara, my kids say booty all the time, but people draw lines for kid-appropriate language in all kinds of weird places.

(And my personal standards may not be the highest, since only just yesterday my not-quite-four year-old asked me "Mommy why did you say fuck you?" after a driver ran a red light in front of our bike.)