I am the only person in the entire world at work today.
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Dec 26, 2014 4:16:50 am PST #13330 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2014 4:45:44 am PST #13331 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am the only person in the entire world at work today.
I might be the only person in Highland Park at work today. Wait, there were people at McDonalds working when I bought my Egg McMuffin.
amych - Dec 26, 2014 4:47:19 am PST #13332 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am the only person in my entire house at work today. The other person has the next week off.
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2014 4:52:37 am PST #13333 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Here's a new children's book: The Kegel Bear
32-page, full-color, hardcover book. A charmingly funny story about a bear who loves to hug her friends. For moms, it's a subtle reminder to do their Kegel exercises. When the Kegel Bear hugs her friends, everybody squeeze!
Laura - Dec 26, 2014 4:58:16 am PST #13334 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
waves to Tom Yes, I am at the office today. It was voluntarily since I told everyone else to take the day off. It is nice and quiet. The phone has not rung even once. The idea was to get stuff done, but I have been mostly goofing off. Also, DH is sick and avoiding his germs and bad moodiness seemed a good plan.
I have the dog with me. They are testing the fire alarm system in the building today and a dude came by to give me fair warning. He was concerned about the dog's ears so he turned down the volume on the 2 horns in our office. (I have heard it before and there is no missing that noise) That was really sweet of him to do. He said it will only go off once.
Laura - Dec 26, 2014 5:00:36 am PST #13335 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Happy birthday to the birthday Buffistas!
sarameg - Dec 26, 2014 5:03:19 am PST #13336 of 30000
My SIL is working too.
Startled the old dog last night and got a nip for my carelessness ( she can't see or hear well and gets edgy around food, which she can still smell. And of course the whole house smelled of food, so...) Bruising is the worst of it, but thus ends my streak of being the only adult never nipped by her.
There were nerf gun battles (who knew my mom was such a good shot?) and booze and that dumb as shit movie that pissed off NK last night. Good times.
And a lot of asparagus. I can still smell it on me, ack.
Happy birthdays, Theo & Jesse & Rayne!
meara - Dec 26, 2014 5:03:40 am PST #13337 of 30000
Happy birthday Jesse and theo!
Apparently three year olds LOVE "what does the fox say". She kept going "again!!"
Jesse - Dec 26, 2014 5:05:52 am PST #13338 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
she can't see or hear well and gets edgy around food, which she can still smell. And of course the whole house smelled of food, so...
Aw. There was an elderly dog at our Christmas dinner last night, and the poor thing was a little freaked out at times. But also napped some, as you do.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 26, 2014 5:06:13 am PST #13339 of 30000
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
Happy Birthday Theo!
Happy Birthday Rayne!
Happy Birthday Jesse!