Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 23, 2014 8:54:15 am PST #13221 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Those pictures are so great.


Steph L. - Dec 23, 2014 8:58:32 am PST #13222 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Just realized that really should have been a semi-colon. Don't hate me, Steph.

I'm in a forgiving mood due to the holidays!


Laura - Dec 23, 2014 11:06:38 am PST #13223 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

xpost from bitches - The boy will be fine. Bad concussion but he will be okay. He is in full rotten teen mode. Pissed about not having his phone. Very unhappy about the cath. At least they took the breathing tube out so he is now able to complain vocally.


DavidS - Dec 23, 2014 11:36:59 am PST #13224 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Photos from a 1966 office Christmas party.

Just as I remember them! When I was 5.

I'm having stressballs for xmas. Waiting for UPS packages when you're running out of time *and* your buzzer is broken means you have to hope the UPS guy reads your note and will bother to call.


Atropa - Dec 23, 2014 11:48:41 am PST #13225 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter split up. [link]

I am weirdly sad about this.


Laura - Dec 23, 2014 12:00:55 pm PST #13226 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Photos from a 1966 office Christmas party.

I was 12, but yes, that does look very familiar. Much like I remember the parents parties. Everyone smoked and drank!


Laura - Dec 23, 2014 12:03:04 pm PST #13227 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter split up.

It sounds like it is friendly enough that collaboration may still be an option. Still sad though.


Jesse - Dec 23, 2014 12:34:13 pm PST #13228 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, that is sad.

The house is mostly clean, still needs to be vacuumed and neatened. And the kitchen re-cleaned after I make the cream puffs. Which is happening any minute now. All of my presents are wrapped, at least!


Ginger - Dec 23, 2014 12:35:40 pm PST #13229 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I needed to get a blood test today, but I kept putting it off because of feeling kind of wobbly and coughing coughing coughing. I finally got myself together to go, and the car wouldn't start. I have a charger, but by the time it's charged enough, it will be too late to go. Also, it's cold and drizzly. I don't want any of the food I have to eat. I am not a happy camper.


flea - Dec 23, 2014 12:36:04 pm PST #13230 of 30000
information libertarian

I feel like I have some kind of holiday paralysis today. Casper has been feeling decent since about noon, and I have done basically nothing.