It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Dec 17, 2014 2:18:16 am PST #12808 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I was up adulting and insomning for 34 hours yesterday(s) -- the photographer was coming at 11:30 to take pix of the house, and I did hours of houework and decluttering, and edited, and worked out...went to the eye doc and got SEXAY NEW CAT'S EYE GLASSES and fell asleep ON MY COMPUTER at 7.

Dan discovered me and led me to bed, where I slept till 4:30, sans sleep drugs.

More adulting today, but I'm not tired!


Kat - Dec 17, 2014 3:20:22 am PST #12809 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm feeling the stress monster today. I have a one final to give and two christmas parties plus a girl scout award ceremony today. I also need to issue grades for the 1 class that is taking the final.

BLARGH.


Calli - Dec 17, 2014 3:28:12 am PST #12810 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have a phone interview for a position in NH about which I'm kinda ambivalent. Eh, it's interview experience, anyway. And maybe they're awesome and want to hire me. That would be a nice combo.


sarameg - Dec 17, 2014 3:35:31 am PST #12811 of 30000

Fucking still hate everything.


Jesse - Dec 17, 2014 3:58:02 am PST #12812 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We were supposed to out for a fancy team lunch today, but now one-quarter of our team can't go! I'm afraid the restaurant is going to charge me to cancel the reservation at this point, too. Bah.

Edit: They were lovely, it was no problem. I'm guessing they don't have an issue filling tables this week....


Jesse - Dec 17, 2014 4:11:36 am PST #12813 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I did decide I needed to get the Serial notebooks for both my cousins -- I mean, we had a conference call at Thanksgiving to discuss! My newborn baby cousin listened to it in her first day or so of life!


-t - Dec 17, 2014 4:20:51 am PST #12814 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw.

We have our Annual Operations Outing today - brunch (minus alcohol) and a movie (Exodus this year). My department has decided we are getting a picture with Santa for some reason, so I guess we are doing that.


Theodosia - Dec 17, 2014 4:34:40 am PST #12815 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Been driving for 3+ hours, many small trips, but next to no waiting between. I stopped at my favorite Dunkin' for a bathroom/jelly donut/social media break.

I'm kind of dreading my Instacart shift this afternoon. I guess I have to give it one more try...


Consuela - Dec 17, 2014 4:46:45 am PST #12816 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Because it's crazy dark and stressful out, I need to share this video of a dog being awesome: [link]

Jesse, I'm behind on Good Stuff: did this go up already? If not, consider it a submittal.


Jesse - Dec 17, 2014 4:55:34 am PST #12817 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ah, that is awesome! I will put it up.