That sensei is no doubt an accomplished private investigator in his own right, as he is quite the dick.
I love Billy's brain.
I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Dec 15, 2014 4:34:02 am PST #12589 of 30000
brillig
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2014 4:38:43 am PST #12590 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I think I have a sick. Icky throat, major lethargy, and stuffy nose. Blech. I don't have time for this.
JZ - Dec 15, 2014 4:53:08 am PST #12591 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
After quite a while without any anxiety dreams, I woke up three hours ago from a dream in which I was at a writers' workshop and Joss Whedon had to tell one of his minions to request (gently) that I not sit at his lunch table, as important people were going to discuss important things. I walked away in a Charlie Brown slouch, sobbing pathetically, and that's when I woke up. Thanks, brain.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2014 5:17:45 am PST #12592 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They probably just wanted to talk without you there because they're working on a surprise show about how awesome you are.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 15, 2014 5:20:19 am PST #12593 of 30000
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
The only recurring dreams I can recall are being chased off a cliff by some shadowy figure, and I haven't had one of those in quite some time. I used to jump while sleeping so I'd wake up from the fall rebounding off my mattress.
Calli - Dec 15, 2014 5:41:49 am PST #12594 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Another day, another application to the U of WI, Madison. Le sigh. I'm kind of glad I'm keeping a spreadsheet of my applications, because I can look back and see that I'm getting interviews on roughly 10% of them, which I've been led to believe isn't bad. I'd still like to move on to the actual job-having stage of the process, though.
JZ - Dec 15, 2014 5:54:39 am PST #12595 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Breaking news: tommyrot is the best ever.
Burrell - Dec 15, 2014 6:11:43 am PST #12596 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
bt made me chortle.
btw speaking of "chortle," Franny is busy memorizing "Jabberwocky" and I get the fun of helping her rehearse.
These dreams feel anxious when I'm in them, but they tend to end happily.
Even in your nightmares you remain optimistic. I want to be Scrappy when I grow up.
-t - Dec 15, 2014 6:13:06 am PST #12597 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh frabjous day, Burrell!
Burrell - Dec 15, 2014 6:17:31 am PST #12598 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
See what I mean? So much fun!