Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 08, 2014 3:43:27 pm PST #12140 of 30000

Upside? After a disastrous swim last night, all today's agita boosted my times back to prevacation range. And got rid of all of the aches from the disastrous swim.

So there's that. I guess.


sarameg - Dec 08, 2014 3:51:26 pm PST #12141 of 30000

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Back to this.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 08, 2014 4:17:48 pm PST #12142 of 30000
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Is that Grumpy Cat's cousin Imminent Murder Cat?


sarameg - Dec 08, 2014 4:23:37 pm PST #12143 of 30000

It's a Pallas's cat! A whole damn species of cranky faced feline! Or Imminent Murder species.


sarameg - Dec 08, 2014 4:31:09 pm PST #12144 of 30000

I mean, [link]

Sorry, this is today's stress relief. I'm giggling like an idiot.


shrift - Dec 08, 2014 5:01:51 pm PST #12145 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I seriously thought you meant the naval vessel.

I happily would sit through 45 minutes about the naval vessel over getting-to-know-you games.

I am in New York. So far so good. I need to sew this goddamn button on before I can go to bed.


Kat - Dec 08, 2014 5:09:17 pm PST #12146 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Today was the most monday of mondays. Around 2:00 PM I actually thought, "I cannot wait until 3:30 so I can go to my car and sit and cry on my way home."


Kate P. - Dec 08, 2014 5:14:13 pm PST #12147 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ugh, Kat, I'm sorry. Switching schools in the middle of the year is super rough. Although I (mostly) love my job now, when I started at my school last October, I had several weeks of feeling like, what the fuck did I just do?

sarameg, thank you for the giggles, especially the video!


Connie Neil - Dec 08, 2014 5:18:48 pm PST #12148 of 30000
brillig

Dear Bank,

Perhaps when I fail to activate the bank card you just sent me in my husband's name your systems will cross-reference themselves and see that he is no longer listed as a customer with your bank. He has ceased to be, he has rung down the curtain, shuffled off this mortal coil, and gone to join the choir invisible. He is an ex-customer.

Good God, I am now so tempted to call up their customer support and actually run through the Dead Parrot sketch at them. Hubby would laugh himself into a spasm. But odds are the customer service rep would just go "Huh?"


sarameg - Dec 08, 2014 5:31:39 pm PST #12149 of 30000

It was the Monday of Mondays. And my brother's bday and he's not answering, so.