If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Dec 05, 2014 7:37:03 am PST #11961 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hm, maybe I'll get that for whoever I draw, depending on who it is...


Jesse - Dec 05, 2014 8:13:28 am PST #11962 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would love a $10 gift certificate for either of the two places I usually get my lunch. I will be buying Starbucks gift certificates for my direct reports -- is $10 enough for that?


-t - Dec 05, 2014 9:03:10 am PST #11963 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I would think so. That's at least a couple of fancy drinks, right?


Jesse - Dec 05, 2014 9:22:16 am PST #11964 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Should be, I guess? I know it's just a token gift, but I also think it can be awkward to get a big gift from your boss. Or is that just me and the silk blouse I got one time? (I loved the blouse, actually, but it was SO WEIRD as a present from my boss!)


EpicTangent - Dec 05, 2014 9:37:45 am PST #11965 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I think I would find a personal gift like that a little weird. My boss usually gives us $40 or $50, but in cash or GC. The only time I got a personal gift (a top as well) from a boss, we were a really tiny place (like 4 or 5 of us, total), and even then it was a teensy bit awkward.

I would lean toward twentyish for the direct reports, but I think that may be part of ATM brainwashing to think of $20 as being the standard for everything.


P.M. Marc - Dec 05, 2014 9:44:52 am PST #11966 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei, I have come to the conclusion that the recruiters in our area (geographic and industry) are just ... kinda meh. There are so many candidates for any particular position that they can just haphazardly throw people at job openings and not do much else.

Yeah, pretty much.

At this point, I wish I had a ghost writer for cover letters. Life would be so much simpler if they just wrote themselves.


Jesse - Dec 05, 2014 10:37:57 am PST #11967 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would lean toward twentyish for the direct reports, but I think that may be part of ATM brainwashing to think of $20 as being the standard for everything.

Yeah, that's fair. I don't want it to seem like nothing, but also not like I think it's Significant, you know?


Theodosia - Dec 05, 2014 11:00:56 am PST #11968 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

$20 is enough to get a nice-not-cheap dinner.

Took Chumley to the V E T, vet tested his blood sugar twice and it was 114-116. Perhaps the cat is trying to gaslight me. But he got a urine sample and blood for testing, so we will see. He IS down .75 lb since his visit in October, so that may be significant.

Next, I'm off to a practical interview for Instacart where I do a shopping exercize for a trainer.

Hard to imagine I've spent months of days where nothing much happened. Suddenly everything is happening at once.


shrift - Dec 05, 2014 11:23:57 am PST #11969 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I lugged my last bag of change to the Coinstar machine. It was a giant bag of pennies. Over a thousand pennies. Now I can check that off on my To Do list and not let the penny situation happen again.


tommyrot - Dec 05, 2014 12:34:42 pm PST #11970 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Last summer I gathered up all my change I had laying about and ended up with $200. (It took five years to accumulate.)