I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Nov 14, 2014 8:18:22 pm PST #10531 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

If she's only got a short time left, I want it to be a low-trauma as possible for her.

I so get this. I'm sorry, Consuela. I don't think there's an easy answer, but you will find the right one.


sarameg - Nov 15, 2014 2:43:50 am PST #10532 of 30000

I hope you get definitive answers, even if they aren't the ones you'd like.

I refilled the birdfeeder at 7 am after being stalked by an angry little house sparrow. Little tyrants.

You'd think I'd at least sleep until the alarm goes off, but no, I was even before the lights on timers come on that I forgot to reset. Which is like 5 am. Managed to at least stay in bed until Loki got to the point of attacking everything that moved.


Calli - Nov 15, 2014 2:49:31 am PST #10533 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Consuela.


flea - Nov 15, 2014 2:58:40 am PST #10534 of 30000
information libertarian

I'm sorry, Consuela. My sister had to put her cat (The Amazing Belly Princess) down yesterday.

mr. flea's cousin is deaf from birth and fluent in ASL and I am friends with him on Facebook and his English is definitely "as a second language" caliber. Verbs are the most different from what you'd expect, and they're different from what any spoken English language learner I've known comes up with as well. (Certainly deaf from birth people can learn correct and fluent written, and even spoken, English, but my sense is John was not raised in a family that supported him well - his parents did not learn ASL, for example. Which makes me all, WTF? Knowing him I can very much see how a separate deaf culture is so important to many.)


Kat - Nov 15, 2014 4:19:24 am PST #10535 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Verbs are the most different from what you'd expect, and they're different from what any spoken English language learner I've known comes up with as well.

I'm going to second this. We have an ASL teacher who is deaf as is his entire family (wife and kids at least). As an English Language Learner, his writing does have odd verbs, but generally gets the prepositions right where a hearing a person from a spanish speaking home can often get the verb itself right, though conjugation and use of first person pronouns is wacky and prepositions are almost entire wrong.


Jesse - Nov 15, 2014 5:26:17 am PST #10536 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Best thoughts to you and TNG, Consuela.


Consuela - Nov 15, 2014 5:53:08 am PST #10537 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Thanks, folks. I could get a few more years, I suppose, except I don't know what's going on with her hindquarters.

And flea, I saw Nutty's post on LJ yesterday. Pets should not get old, damn it.


Theodosia - Nov 15, 2014 6:20:30 am PST #10538 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That's the third cat of friends who have died this week. Sheesh, I begin to think I've cursed them or something.


Dana - Nov 15, 2014 6:31:45 am PST #10539 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Woke up to a lovely smell this morning -- there was a chemical spill in a nearby town. The chemical that spilled? the one they put in natural gas to give it its smell.


Sheryl - Nov 15, 2014 6:32:05 am PST #10540 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm sorry, Consuela.

Meanwhile, the pilot light on our water heater has gone out, and won't relight. Now waiting for the repair guy.