Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Animation 1: I'm Not Bad, I'm Just Drawn That Way

A thread to discuss television and online animation.


Polter-Cow - Sep 21, 2015 8:14:38 am PDT #613 of 1101
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

OK, I have to ask for the male POV - bionic penis, best thing ever or worst nightmare?

I don't...know why I would want or need one. I don't need to lift couches with my penis.


-t - Sep 21, 2015 9:05:56 am PDT #614 of 1101
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A six-million-dollar man sort of scenario - damaged but can be rebuilt as better, faster, stronger, etc.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 21, 2015 9:38:25 am PDT #615 of 1101
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't care if you could use it to drive rivets, it's not going to be preferable to having the factory original!


-t - Sep 21, 2015 9:43:34 am PDT #616 of 1101
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I suspected that might be the case, but it wasn't something I was going to be able to reason out from first principles. Thanks!


Jon B. - Sep 21, 2015 10:34:03 am PDT #617 of 1101
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Herzog was also on Metalocalypse.

I too like my penis as is.


quester - Sep 22, 2015 4:58:12 pm PDT #618 of 1101
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Herzog was also on Metalocalypse.

Of course he was.


Tom Scola - Sep 24, 2015 3:25:25 pm PDT #619 of 1101
hwæt

Gravity Falls cut scene: [link]


Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2015 3:18:43 am PDT #620 of 1101
hwæt

I wanted to like the Guardian of the Galaxies cartoon, but Marvel’s house animation style just grates on me. All their series are done with this manic quick-cutting, and absolutely zero comic timing.


Kalshane - Sep 27, 2015 10:15:13 am PDT #621 of 1101
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Yeah, that's what turned me off of Ultimate Spider-man and the fact that they've stuck to it means I have no interest in their follow-up series.

The fact that I loved both Spectacular Spider-man and Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and the new shows feel like pale imitations of them doesn't help.


-t - Sep 27, 2015 10:41:45 am PDT #622 of 1101
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ah, I couldn't put my finger on what I didn't like, but that sounds about right.