Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2013 5:13:50 pm PDT #9711 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, I should totally read a long fanfic written in the 2nd person POV of someone who feels they are dealing inadequately with their mother's cancer. I don't know if I'd have noticed warnings, but it was well written enough that I'm a gibbering wreck, therefore it's pie for dinner, not chicken. It was a silly man who once said "'Cause, you know, they're, uh they're just doughnuts. They're not love." I love me some pie.


Connie Neil - Oct 21, 2013 5:17:20 pm PDT #9712 of 30000
brillig

Lamb meatloaf again for dinner. My Hubby loves me.


brenda m - Oct 21, 2013 5:26:46 pm PDT #9713 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Pie is love. But I will not read that story.


Consuela - Oct 21, 2013 5:34:48 pm PDT #9714 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Pie is love.

Indeed. I could make a pie tonight, if I got off the couch now.

... not sure I'm going to do that, though.

Y'all need some cheering up; here, have a story in which James Bond and Clint Barton go fishing in Scotland for evil HYDRA agents: [link]


le nubian - Oct 21, 2013 5:35:24 pm PDT #9715 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

For the last few weeks, I've felt like a ball of non-specific malcontent, work wise, but today it started getting more specific.

I just love this phrasing. Love it. Clearly I have experienced this - the process and the sentiment.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2013 5:36:31 pm PDT #9716 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But I will not read that story.

It's a great story, brenda, but good call. There's an amount of "dredged up" even a bad writer can accomplish, and this is a good writer.


Atropa - Oct 21, 2013 6:49:20 pm PDT #9717 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But I will not read that story.

Wow, so not going near that story. Nope, nope, nope.


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2013 7:07:14 pm PDT #9718 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know when is enough space for the story--given that it's a ship story, it's even sadder to read single.

Hey--if you were going to check 2 Broke Girls to see if they were serious about not being funny? Totes serious. Committed to edgy, settling for multiply offensive. I want to believe that Kat Dennings cries herself to sleep in her 1000 thread sheets. Seriously--I think the short Asian guy just shat his pants in the cafe.


Cass - Oct 21, 2013 7:07:50 pm PDT #9719 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yeah, really not reading that story.

But I happily clicked to Bond and Barton. Off to read!


brenda m - Oct 21, 2013 8:08:25 pm PDT #9720 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Didn't make it out for dinner because work. Was starving and ordered room service 10 minutes ago. Now all of a sudden all I want is to go to bed. Too late to cancel it though, I think.