Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rick - Oct 17, 2013 9:50:23 am PDT #9344 of 30000

However, if I'm reading this right, they're saying that the average time for almost every species is 21 seconds.

That is what they are saying.

It is probably worth noting that this is not a peer-reviewed paper, it is two pages long, and it has no methods or data analyses. I think it is probably a prank.

It's been a while since I studied rats as subjects, but I don't recall them peeing for 21 seconds. And if even smaller small mammals are pausing for 21 seconds to void .5ml of urine, there should be some pressures of natural selection to improve on that.


Jesse - Oct 17, 2013 10:33:20 am PDT #9345 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Does anyone know anything about how Target carries non-designer things seasonally? Specifically, I want this, which is new this fall. Can I wait a few months, or should I jump on it?


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2013 10:42:12 am PDT #9346 of 30000
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

What are your favorite frozen appetizer thingies?

mini spinach quiches!


Tom Scola - Oct 17, 2013 10:43:12 am PDT #9347 of 30000
hwæt

Samosas!


Jessica - Oct 17, 2013 10:45:33 am PDT #9348 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Man, I'm going to wind up buying way too much food. I think there are only like 10 kids invited...


Zenkitty - Oct 17, 2013 10:52:41 am PDT #9349 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

TJ's chicken quesadillas form a significant portion of my diet.

ita !, may you find a better doctor. What a useless ass.


Amy - Oct 17, 2013 10:55:43 am PDT #9350 of 30000
Because books.

ita, that's insane. I'm sorry.


Atropa - Oct 17, 2013 11:46:32 am PDT #9351 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jump on it, jesse. Seasonal things vanish.

ita, I'm sorry your doctor is useless.


Typo Boy - Oct 17, 2013 12:12:02 pm PDT #9352 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Vegetable Bird Nests! My favorite TJ appetizer ever.


Typo Boy - Oct 17, 2013 12:13:14 pm PDT #9353 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

And ¡ ita ! I wish all your pain would be transferred to your neuro - relieve you , and let him suffer with it a while.