I just discovered my watch is dead.
I have a stopwatch function on my smartphone.
Note that I will not be availing myself of it the next time I go to the bathroom.
There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.
Jasmine ,'Power Play'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Oct 17, 2013 6:25:01 am PDT #9318 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2013 6:27:19 am PDT #9319 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My condolences, Theresa.
P.M. Marc - Oct 17, 2013 6:45:10 am PDT #9320 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Theresa, I'm sorry. I'm glad it was peaceful.
MOAR GOOD STUFF. I'm loopy, having been at work since 2:50 in the am for a product launch, but it made me sniffle.
Jesse - Oct 17, 2013 6:54:41 am PDT #9321 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also a good one!
Zenkitty - Oct 17, 2013 7:01:23 am PDT #9322 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
37 seconds. I'm an outlier.
amyth - Oct 17, 2013 7:38:01 am PDT #9323 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
12 seconds. I went the other way.
Calli - Oct 17, 2013 7:41:17 am PDT #9324 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I refuse to time my urination. Dr. I. P. Freely approves.
Amy - Oct 17, 2013 7:41:36 am PDT #9325 of 30000
Because books.
::sits with Calli::
Steph L. - Oct 17, 2013 7:43:39 am PDT #9326 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Damn, now I'm curious.
About me, not Calli.
AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
Sparky1 - Oct 17, 2013 7:50:48 am PDT #9327 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Sometime in High School when a group of my friends were watching some movie, one of them asked to pause it so she could pee. Complaints from the audience lead her to exclaim, "I can pee in less than a minute!" We still use that line, thirty years later, and it is still funny.