Hey, jobseekers. Even though these job app ideas didn't work for this person, maybe they do have legs: [link] Just make sure the currency conversion is sufficient.

I'm looking at an announcement of someone's departure that's made "with mixed feelings" and I can't help but wonder...really? Can I ask about, you know, the whole mixture?

I can do this! Two and a half more hours of pain, I can do this.

Call the WC doc. That's how they know what $$ to give you.

"Oh, no, not oil and gas again"

Oh, is that the cost of being back in Texas?

"EBay feedback isn't a relevant reference." No, really? Heh.

I'm trying to revise my resume to look more real-property and energy-friendly, but ... argh.

Oh, is that the cost of being back in Texas?

Possibly. This job would be a contract, so not forever. But I do have hourly work right now from my previous job, so I'm also not desperate.

Man, why did I think trying to identify the bug bite on my inner elbow by using the internets was a good idea?

oh, you hit on the MRSA link, huh?

My phone just realised I go to Walgreens a lot and asked me if I cared about that location.

I cried a little (no, I didn't) and said yes. This is reminding me that I need to go pick up prescriptions, though. CREEPY GOOGLE.

"New Mexico USA."

They've been doing that for years because people have been idiots for awhile.

oh, you hit on the MRSA link, huh?

No, actually. AND I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK. I was getting traumatized by pictures of arachnids/insects and bites and now I have phantom itches everywhere.

So I'm reading a quarterly review for one of my account teams and one of the items is employees nominated for various awards. There's one for a guy for outstanding Electrical Support and identification and remediation of electrical hazards.

And his name is: Sparkey W.

Hysterical.