We were at the school screening of The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, so mr. flea talked to him and I eventually went out in the hall and read, because CHIPMUNKS. But they seemed to get on.

I have exciting plans for an evening of sofa, warm blanket, hot tea, and some TV. I went and got a haircut (somewhat overdue) and then got some pho and came home. I think that's as much excitement as I can handle today.

Oh, I finally clicked on ita's link...I have been so conditioned, I assumed it was, like, straight-up porno or something. It's not that bad!

Trudy, have you seen this week's issue of The New Yorker? There's a juicy article about Dewey & LeBoeuf, if you can find a copy.

I had NOT seen that! I will seek out a copy post haste!

Seriously, meara! It's totally legal (if untraditionally fabulous) clothing. I don't know what's twisting the other knickers here, honestly. My gosh.

Calibrate your feelings about Bendydick Cameinyourbatch with his Reddit AMA: [link]

I just need to know--does he spellcheck, or is he just that atypical for the web? Also, he's sassy fresh.

Oh, wait, let me spoil you a punchline:

We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet.

Someone kept talking about a place their friends lived, and I forgot during the conversation to have them clarify.

It sounded like "Oh, hi" and my first thought was "is that some twee way to say Ohio?"

Spent the morning being a chauffer (idek why, the first trip was a waste of my time, but boss lady wanted me to go with. I feared at first that it was to gossip about dearly departed fired horrible person, but thankfully that didn't come to pass) , had another chiropractor appointment (OMG that hurt so much when he got to the massage part, and I always get nervous when he starts talking while he's working, because I'm afraid he'll distract himself from how much pressure he's putting on me). Weird kind of pain, too, I don't even know how to explain it except to maybe edge into a weird sexual place, but it wasn't that either.

I just need to know--does he spellcheck, or is he just that atypical for the web? Also, he's sassy fresh.

There were just enough typos and minor errors to make me think just that atypical.

It sounded like "Oh, hi" and my first thought was "is that some twee way to say Ohio?"

Ojai, perhaps?

Okay, that makes sense, since she's from California.

You know what's a good call? Including onion when you are roasting vegetables. My house smells amazing!