I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erin_obscure - Oct 06, 2013 1:39:49 am PDT #8095 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Juliebird- do you happen to have a wheeled desk chair around? I found that incredibly helpful when my foot was out of commission. Anything with wheels and a flat surface=magically helpful. Even a regular chair on plastic sliders can make a passable walker (with convenient flat surface for moving things). I"m highly confused as to why anyone would recommend avoiding NSAIDS for a sprain unless it's a med-interaction thing....anti-inflamatory action is exactly what you want with an early sprain to help relieve the swelling and the pain resulting from the swelling.

I put halloween-themed collars on both my black kitties. One says "BOO!" in glow in the dark green, and the other says "Trick or Treat" on purple. I loves them. The only downside is that they are technically for small dogs and while the length is perfect, they are about twice as wide as kitty collars. Nico is already so ridiculously floofy and this wider collar gives him insane flooftastic sideburns. I can't stop petting him. He hates it. But purrs.


Theodosia - Oct 06, 2013 3:08:51 am PDT #8096 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Great tip on the chair thing, erin!

I came downstairs this morning to find my plastic 50s-style midsize tray (one of a set of three, with vaguely Tiki design) shattered on the floor. There's only one cat that gets up on that counter.

Oh well, I got the set at a church bazaar, so it's not like I'm out a whole lot of money, and the plastic is definitely old and brittle. It was just the right size to put a small plate and glass on, and carry out to the garden or living room.


Strix - Oct 06, 2013 3:42:27 am PDT #8097 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It must have been the night, Theo. I woke up to find an ashtray on the floor -- not shattered, but it was half-full. Thank goodness I have hardwood and was planning to mop today anyway.

And today, I took the first sweater out of the closet: dad's old chunky cardigan, and I switched to hot coffee. It's in the 40's right now.


Juliebird - Oct 06, 2013 4:36:17 am PDT #8098 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

But alas, I gave my wheelie chair to my mother. My foot is in an ice bath right now. Then I think I'll hop down to my car and head to the pharmacy.


Laura - Oct 06, 2013 4:51:34 am PDT #8099 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

When I had foot surgery I lived on an office chair that had the back broken off. I zoomed all over on that, much of the time kneeling on the seat to keep my foot off the floor. Never got the hang of crutches.


Theodosia - Oct 06, 2013 4:59:55 am PDT #8100 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I have lived such a protected life -- I've never yet had a need for crutches.


Laura - Oct 06, 2013 5:07:46 am PDT #8101 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

May it stay that way, Theodosia! Avoid football, okay.

Kat! A number of my email addresses hit the 10 votes bonus thing on Limeades in the last couple days so it has been votapalooza.


beekaytee - Oct 06, 2013 5:25:46 am PDT #8102 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

My mother always used to say that wearing clothes inside out (accidentally) was good luck.

I've heard this too!

May it stay that way, Theodosia!

So very THIS!

I have a set of crutches in a closet that I can't seem to get rid of for fear I might need them again...or someone I know might.

Constant vigilance!


-t - Oct 06, 2013 5:45:56 am PDT #8103 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pixie knocked the protective cardboard box off of the phone and erased everything on the answering machine. She's still curled up next to the phone. Pleased with herself, I'm guessing.


Burrell - Oct 06, 2013 5:47:17 am PDT #8104 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I way prefer the French almond macarons to the coconut macaroons, but I do like a good coconut macaroon (when I find one that is). Franny tells me that the pumpkin macarons at TJs are her new favorites, but have you tried the vanilla ones they sell in packages of chocolate and vanilla? Oh. My. God. Unbelievably good!

I have to grade 10 papers today, and visit my sister if I can find the time. Oh, and do the grocery shopping. Better get cracking.