Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. River: He takes so much looking after.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Sep 30, 2013 3:33:27 pm PDT #7408 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Amy,

the person could be a post-doc (which is typical for someone in Chemistry). If the person started right out of college (the phd program), then they would have a phd in hand by around age 28. Some people don't start right out, but some do. Especially in the sciences.

34 years old they might be on the tail end of the first postdoc position and starting a 2nd (which is not uncommon). A lot of postdocs work in tenured faculty members' labs full-time. Occasionally they may teach, but a lot of science postdocs do not teach.

There are some who do work in a lab while working on a phd, but more typically you would have a postdoc who has finished and doing working in the lab fulltime.


Amy - Sep 30, 2013 3:37:11 pm PDT #7409 of 30000
Because books.

Oh, that's helpful! Thanks to everybody.

The ridiculous part is, the amount of time the character will actually be at work is minimal, if at all, but I really couldn't write another writer or photographer or chef.


flea - Sep 30, 2013 3:39:23 pm PDT #7410 of 30000
information libertarian

Better not make him tenure-track faculty, then. The amount of time they spend at work is astonishing! Seriously, 70-80 hour weeks.


Amy - Sep 30, 2013 3:41:04 pm PDT #7411 of 30000
Because books.

Oh, good to know.


amych - Sep 30, 2013 3:44:07 pm PDT #7412 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can he be working full-time while studying for his PhD? Like, in a lab or something?

This is what most PhD students and recent PhD's (a.k.a. post-docs) in science do.

Is it unrealistic to have him already PhD'd at 33 or 34 and working as an instructor?

Average time-to-degree in science fields is around 7 years, so finishing up at around 30 is right on target.

The instructor part is actually a bit less likely. The typical science career path goes Work in a lab as a grad student > Work in a lab for several more years after finishing degree > Get a tenure-track job where you get to run your own lab OR leave academia to work in industry.

The economics and career requirements in science are very heavily weighted towards research and publishing. People who teach as a main focus have often either failed to get a job with a lab attached, or have opted out for one reason or another.

And if he is doing that, how come he can't be tenure track?

Instructor is just a job title that means "not tenure track". In the humanities, it also sometimes means "on food stamps" but we always heard that science pays at least a little better ;)


bon bon - Sep 30, 2013 3:44:29 pm PDT #7413 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Bob started a tenure track job at 32, with a PhD. It's not natural sciences, though.


sarameg - Sep 30, 2013 4:07:07 pm PDT #7414 of 30000

Burrell, I hope you sister responds well from now on.

My brother is almost 34, technically 2 postdocs in and on a contractual basis (boss is trying to make it perm; in their field, a third postdoc is considered suspect*) running a lab and training grad students/post-docs/researchers on their protocols (cancer research.) Some of his peers teach, but he's pretty much pure lab/research. He only teaches seminars.

* administration is being a bunch of assholes. His boss is starting to make noises about Josh threatening to walk if they don't come through- at which point he would walk too. And the university does not want that. Too much outside money. But it is complicated, what with spouses and kids and relocating a lab.

Dear fucking health spending account website-

Do not tell me to "Select File A Claim from the left menu" WHEN THERE IS NO SUCH OPTION.

I really hope I just managed to pay the ER bill from it. Otherwise, I'm going to have to track down $400 lost dollars and deal with a company that can't even write instructions.


Steph L. - Sep 30, 2013 4:09:51 pm PDT #7415 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

ION, DH's work has tomorrow off, whether or not the government shutdown goes through, and then he has 4 weeks of vaca accrued if it does. We are...nervous. Our finances are already in the toilet. Stupid pigfuckers.

Gah, so fucking stressful. Such utter, utter bullshit.


Kat - Sep 30, 2013 4:13:26 pm PDT #7416 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Complete and utter bullshit, indeed.

I took a nap today. At 4:30 PM. It makes me so delightfully happy to nap.

It's my gift to myself because now I need to buckle down and grade like a crazy person. And tomorrow, I get my permanent crown on.


Steph L. - Sep 30, 2013 4:15:13 pm PDT #7417 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And tomorrow, I get my permanent crown on.

I wish they made me feel like royalty, damn it. I still have to get one to finish the cyborg implant.