I recall a dinner at a barbecue joint with a number of NY Buffistas, at which one or more of their sauce bottles departed the restaurant in the possession of a Buffista. (This is not the only time that an evening with Buffistas introduced me to exciting new crime.)
Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Sep 26, 2013 2:44:47 pm PDT #6777 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Theodosia - Sep 26, 2013 2:48:45 pm PDT #6778 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
billytea, remember that we need the definition of 'over-servicing', preferentially one that's SFW.
I can't remember stealing anything deliberately from a restaurant. However, if you hand me a pen to sign something, I'll automatically try to put it in my purse because apparently my lizard brain is convinced ALL YOUR PENS BELONG TO US.
Tom Scola - Sep 26, 2013 2:58:14 pm PDT #6779 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Hostages, the new Alexis Bledel show, and SVU are all shooting within a five block radius of my home tonight.
Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2013 3:03:23 pm PDT #6780 of 30000
brillig
Hostages, the new Alexis Bledel show, and SVU are all shooting within a five block radius of my home tonight.
What a perfect cover for a crime.
"Officer! I just saw someone acting suspicious!"
"It was probably an actor practicing."
javachik - Sep 26, 2013 3:13:19 pm PDT #6781 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
When I was 8 and living in Hilo, Hawaii, my best friend (and troublemaker) was a few years older. We went to the JC Penney across the street from our cabañas and "tried on" bras. And then Helene talked me into leaving the store wearing 7 or 8 of the bras under my t-shirt.
I was caught. And taken into security. And police people yelled at me. I gave all the bras back, and they were likely soaking in tears.
Helene had already skipped home, no contraband lingerie on her person.
I haven't stolen a damned thing since.
meara - Sep 26, 2013 3:31:28 pm PDT #6782 of 30000
What a perfect cover for a crime.
Heh. Glad I'm not the only one who has no PLANS to commit a crime, but still considers whether a situation would be ripe for it.
I don't recall stealing anything from restaurants, though I have aided and abetted those who did (salt shaker, a bunch of Brits in college who were visiting us and reallllly wanted the mugs from IHOP, etc)
Strix - Sep 26, 2013 3:32:35 pm PDT #6783 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yay, Jilli!
I was a hardened Lip-Smackers thief from K-mart when I was 10. But I got over it.
A friend in college went through a serious stealing phase -- she stole a lot of things from Wal-Mart, including (HOW?!) a toaster-over under her hippie skirt. IN A BOX. Course, I ended up pretending to be her over the phone when her husband got arrested for stealing soft tacos from Taco Bell, because she was in hysterics. That couple had issues...
Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2013 3:35:55 pm PDT #6784 of 30000
brillig
Glad I'm not the only one who has no PLANS to commit a crime, but still considers whether a situation would be ripe for it.
We are the people law enforcement are grateful for--clever enough to see a plan, smart enough not to do it.
billytea - Sep 26, 2013 3:45:08 pm PDT #6785 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
billytea, remember that we need the definition of 'over-servicing', preferentially one that's SFW.
Back in post 6752.
Zenkitty - Sep 26, 2013 3:47:02 pm PDT #6786 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
"Threatment", I believe.