Timelies all!
Tried a chocolate chai latte from Starbucks. Kinda underwhelmed. (Not enough chai)
Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.
Glory ,'Potential'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sheryl - Sep 25, 2013 12:31:26 pm PDT #6635 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2013 12:41:24 pm PDT #6636 of 30000
brillig
I made a Jane Eyre joke about the 300 sandwiches guy and no one laughed.
Try the joke on us and see if we laugh.
chrismg - Sep 25, 2013 12:47:01 pm PDT #6637 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade
Yay for Sox!sister! Both for the race and the.....other stuff.
le nubian - Sep 25, 2013 12:51:37 pm PDT #6638 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Connie lays down the gauntlet:
Try the joke on us and see if we laugh.
The setup: [link]
Someone replied with:
Career man must sort through 300 pairs of jeans to find ones that perfectly fit his girlfriend to earn her marriage proposal
To which I replied:
"Reader, I married him!"
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2013 12:52:22 pm PDT #6639 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Even I get that joke. Come on!
shrift - Sep 25, 2013 12:56:59 pm PDT #6640 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am the onerous taskmaster today.
shrift - Sep 25, 2013 12:58:22 pm PDT #6641 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Wait, there are people who DON'T love a "Reader, I married him!" joke? I don't want to know those people.
msbelle - Sep 25, 2013 1:08:35 pm PDT #6642 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am stuck in onerous task hell today.
Sue - Sep 25, 2013 1:09:30 pm PDT #6643 of 30000
hip deep in pie
"Reader, I married him!"
How can you not love a "Reader, I married him!" reference.
You know, somedays I get kind of depressed that I feel permanently single. Then I read about people like the 300 sandwiches couple and I swear I will never date again. Jesus Christ, I would set that guy on fire.
Juliebird - Sep 25, 2013 1:15:32 pm PDT #6644 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Work this week sucks. I'm still sick, am trying to finish designing and submitting the spring bulb order, and I can't get anything done. Why? Because as awesome as I find new boss lady, she's a fucking storyteller. I think I've probably lost two or three hours to listening to her ramble about lectures she's attended and other garden's philosophies.
And if I was healthy, I'd just compensate by working late, but I am still so rundown that I can barely work a full 8 hour day, let alone quickly, because I'm just really not all here yet. And I also feel like a jerk because I can't spare time for the intern other than "go do that".