Jesse, that's ridiculous! How is giving three months notice getting out of a lease? Can you sublet or something? When is it actually up?

When do you want to leave, Jesse?

I also wonder if it's not the groom who's the asshole

I have a hard time believing he can be the only asshole in that scenario. If he's Pol Pot, maybe you take the tickets and run. Or maybe you never agree to be in the wedding at all, you know?

There is my skepticism.

I have a 1 on 1 with the CIO next week (I hope to be able to sit upright for a full day before then), and HR promises to find my boss by the end of the day. Woohah? I cannot, however, find the inputs for the output I'm committed to.

So I'm working on timesheets. That is what I've come to. But doing them during work hours is new, especially since I don't know how to book my timesheet filling time.

I'm moving at Thanksgiving, and I'll just pay I guess. Maybe I could sublet, but that seems like a lot of effort.

I have a hard time believing he can be the only asshole in that scenario.

Oh of course -- at best, they are all assholes.

Just say: I don't think I can go to your wedding! These guys are worse than the Hangover men.

Hey, the Hangover guys made it to the wedding, at least.

HR promises to find my boss by the end of the day

A new one, you mean?

If he's Pol Pot, maybe you take the tickets and run.

I'm wondering what Pol Pot's wedding was like now.

Also, the plane tickets are probably considered a gift and therefore not sue-able, although maybe Judge Judy would be able to extract the money, because she doesn't seem entirely concerned with jurisprudence. (Okay, I've only seen like one episode of Judge Judy, but my comment still stands.)

There's like an implied contract or something!

Judge Judy would have a few things to say. I love her.

A new one, you mean?

Is it bad that they (HR) don't know if I have one now? I'm about to go all "Are you my mommy?" t /gas mask t /Dr. Who t /Where's Captain Jack? t Where's Captain Jack? on the directors.

I hope they don't move me physically. The guy I sit near is a riot, and a doll. He swears he doesn't remember what not to feed me, but THERE IS A POST IT NOTE SAYING ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS AND MY HEADACHE SELF PORTRAIT on his monitor that he keeps showing to everyone. But he is much better about what he offers me.

Maybe I could sublet, but that seems like a lot of effort.

How long will be left? You could plant to break it, but advertise for a subletter and see what happens. You don't have to go through with it.

Man, the number of ways Denton's crew manages to break their platforms in prime time makes me feel better about my b.org fuckups. Not good, but better. I am assuming it's at least one person's job to keep shit up over there. And that they claim to know what they're doing.

Is it bad that they (HR) don't know if I have one now?

Maybe you could be the boss!