DAMNIT LOKI STOP CLEARING THE SHELVES!
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 21, 2013 6:32:11 pm PDT #6039 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
sarameg - Sep 21, 2013 6:46:58 pm PDT #6040 of 30000
You'll note the cat's expression after everytime: yup, gravity still working.
I lost my cell when I was on emergency call because of Loki. It ended up under the loveseat. Despite being plugged in to a cord tied down and actually tucked between books. Still, buzzed and bleeped for a day under furniture.
Ginger - Sep 21, 2013 6:56:23 pm PDT #6041 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Mr Peabody pulled all the cake pans out of a cabinet last night as part of the great mouse hunt.
sarameg - Sep 21, 2013 6:59:35 pm PDT #6042 of 30000
If we lived together, we'd have to give the cabinets over wholly to our pets.
WindSparrow - Sep 21, 2013 7:26:04 pm PDT #6043 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Harvey says, "Get 'em, Mr. Peabody! Get 'em!"
At least I assume that's what he's saying in his quacky part-Siamese voice.
Not sure if he means the baking pans or the rodents.
§ ita § - Sep 21, 2013 7:30:49 pm PDT #6044 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If babies were always like the lemon video, I'd have three. If cats are ever like the knocking things over video...oh, okay, whew. I'm good.
CHRIS EVANS, I HATE YOU. YOU RUIN MY LIFE. (What's My Number is on again..)
Just found an email from sis titled Call home immediately - for fun times! You know what? Even the half second is too long. Just don't. The fucking fractional anecdote does have my father chasing someone yelling thief, and, well, my mother already chased her mugger, and my father walked into an armed robbery, so ha ha, can't wait to find out the entire story.
beekaytee - Sep 21, 2013 7:42:37 pm PDT #6045 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
DAMNIT LOKI STOP CLEARING THE SHELVES! [link]
Oh good lord.
At least, when Cagney knocks something over, it is unintentional. Not this wholesale mayhem!
I should add that he is a total scaredy-dog, so knocking things over is even less appealing to him than, say a happy dog tail coffee table clearing, or a counter surfing thief.
Theodosia - Sep 22, 2013 2:09:50 am PDT #6046 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Spare Cat starts knocking stuff off the desk when she wants attention. Not much subtlety for a cat.
Calli - Sep 22, 2013 2:18:54 am PDT #6047 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Leifur only knocks my emery board off the cedar chest. I think he wants me to reach my fully taloned potential.
Jesse - Sep 22, 2013 3:06:00 am PDT #6048 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
JFC -- Harvard just announced its capital campaign goal, and it's $6.5 billion. With a B.